ANGELA MERKEL’S successor as German Chancellor, Olaf Scholz, has urged his European peers and their citizens to just call him Daddy, WWN understands “Mutter Merkel may be gone but fear not, there is little change to how things are. And hey, don’t make it weird but just call me Daddy,” Scholz said directly addressing Europeans,… Read more »
FRANKLY bored of the efficient continuity that delivered 16 years of Angela Merkel and her CDU party leading governments, Germans have voted overwhelmingly for a bit of that instability that’s so popular across much of the European continent. “Sure, we’re used to coalitions, but what about an unstable one that takes months to form and… Read more »
AS IT WAS confirmed today that German chancellor Angela Merkel’s emails were hacked by Russian military intelligence (GRU), Russian authorities have come clean about the operation and the deadly cost paid by its operatives. “It started out like any of the other 23,456 hacking of governments around the world that we’ve done; it was successful…. Read more »
A GERMAN couple have been convicted in a Berlin court over charges relating to their first born son, who they named after one of the most notorious terrorist leaders in recent history. Tony Blair Müeller, now aged 6 months, was born to Maria Müeller and her husband Erik in May of this year, and immediately prompted… Read more »
THE EUROPEAN UNION will officially disband once Angela Merkel formally steps down as German Chancellor in 2021, WWN can exclusively reveal. “It’s like Take That after Robbie left or when Zayn left One Direction, we can’t go on, we’ll just be a shit cover band really,” French PM Emmanuel Macron shared with WWN, clearly upset… Read more »
WORLD CUP holders and 4 time winners Germany have crashed out of the World Cup following a disjointed, aimless and anemic performance, failing to beat supposedly weaker opposition in an act referred to by football experts as ‘doing an England’. For the first time in 80 years Germany have failed to make the knockout phase… Read more »
JULY 28TH, 1942. Joseph Stalin issues ‘Order number. 227’, a military decision that declared that his forces would take ‘not one more step back’ from the advancing Nazi army that had swept east out of Germany into the heart of Russia. By August, the Germans had reached the city where the Red army were to make… Read more »
Ireland’s leader An Taoiseach Enda Kenny is set to talk to German Chancellor Angela Merkel today, using the EPP meeting in Dublin as the perfect backdrop for a conversation about the restructuring of the State’s banking debt. In this private more informal setting the Taoiseach will try to use all of his political acumen and… Read more »