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Greta Thunberg Sinks Five Oil Tankers & Hijacks Two Merchant Ships Loaded With Plastic During ...
Acting with truly inspiring cruelty and vengeance despite her young age, Greta Thunberg has already downed five tankers and hijacked ... -
Greta Thunberg Ditches Climate Crusade After Falling For Bad Ass In Souped-Up Honda
OUTSPOKEN Scandinavian upstart Greta Thunberg has finally realised that there’s more to life than relentlessly campaigning against climate change after ... -
World’s Forests ‘Self-Immolating Over Climate Change’
THE FORESTS outside Sydney, Australia have become the most recent wooded area to set itself on fire in a protest ... -
Save 25c On Your Coffee By Drinking It Directly From The Machine
SAVVY caffeine fans have outlined their plans to lie underneath coffee machines and allow the scalding hot liquid to pour ... -
Leo’s Totes Cool Super Awesome Guide To Climate Disaster
FRESH FROM speaking of the ‘benefits’ of global warming and climate disaster such as ‘lower heating bills’ at the unveiling ... -
Considerate Fly Tipper Separates Rubbish Into ‘Recycling’ And ‘General Waste’ Piles
“ILLEGAL dumping was in danger of getting a bad name for itself unless we changed our ways,” said notorious Waterford ... -
Increasing Number Of People Support Climate Change Action As Long As It Doesn’t Inconvenience Them
RECORD numbers of the public are vocally supporting the call for drastic climate action that would preserve the health of ... -
Could The Reintroduction Of Wolves Solve Ireland’s Homeless Problem?
INITIALLY dismissing the idea of reintroducing wolves to Ireland as ludicrous proposal from Green Party hippies, the Irish government is ... -
Government Asked To Treat Climate Like It Was A Multinational
THE IRISH people have begun a last ditch attempt to get the government to treat the issue of climate change ... -
Man Who Took His Tent Home From Festival Expecting Nobel Prize
AN ELECTRIC PICNIC festival goer has admitted to being ‘devastated’ and ‘shocked’ at the news that his herculean effort in ...
