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Solutions To The Amazon Rainforest Fires
IN THE WAKE of Brazilian president Jair Bolsonaro rejecting G7 leaders’ offer to pledge $20 million to fight deliberately set ... -
“This 16-Year-Old Girl Infuriates Me” Confirm Angry Middle-Aged Men
ANGRY MIDDLED-AGED men have presented a unified front and announced that henceforth all their rants in public, private and online ... -
Global Fears Subside As Amazon Rainforest On Fire, Not Warehouse
RELIEF has washed over a panicked world as their fears that retailing giant Amazon Inc and its warehouses had been ... -
We Check Back With All The People Who Said They’d Stop Using Palm Oil Products
THE MOMENTARILY ICONIC advert by British supermarket chain Iceland featuring a young animated orangutan made its mark late last year ... -
Government Finding New & Interesting Ways To Fuck Climate Over
AN HONESTLY impressed Irish public has expressed its continued admiration for the Irish government as it finds new and interesting ... -
Climate Change Reversed Worldwide Thanks To Paper Straws
“CAN WE BE honest with you? We made the paper straws thing up in a panic. We had no clue ... -
Vegan Scientists Develop A Cheese That Cries When You Eat It
STRADDLING A variety of ethical lines that govern their strict vegan outlook, a group of leading vegan scientists have developed ... -
What Will Dublin Pedestrians Walk Out In Front Of If There’s No Traffic?
DUBLIN residents and tourists alike have lashed out at plans to pedestrianise large portions of the inner city, claiming that ... -
Lazy Bastard Insists Back Garden Is “Biodiversity Friendly”
WATERFORD man and renowned layabout Declan Haskey has doubled down on his claim that his overgrown, weed-filled back garden is ... -
Dublin Beaches Now Dirtier Than Yer Ma
A NEWLY published report by The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) has confirmed that the majority of beaches around the capital city are ...
