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Government To Withhold €250 Payment To Students Until They Promise To Vote For Them In ...
THE DELIVERY of a one-off €250 payment to Irish students has already run into significant administrative delays after the government ... -
Teacher Really Earning Her Scented Candles This Year
WATERFORD teacher Sheila Owens has admitted that she didn’t fully appreciate the 30 bath sets that she received as Christmas ... -
Scaredy Cat Teachers Calling For Strike
A BUNCH of scaredy cat teachers have voted to take industrial action because they’re terrified of a little global pandemic, ... -
Teacher With 35 Kids In Class Delighted To Hear Class Sizes Will Be Reduced From ...
CLAIMS made by the Government that education funding in Budget 2021 will see the average size of primary schools classes ... -
Corrected Leaving Cert Grades Gives Coalition Government An ‘F’ In Politics
WHILE the Minister for Education, Norma Foley, announced some 7,200 Leaving Cert students have been affected by an error in ... -
Class Clowns To Be Put Through Fucking Wall If They Continue Fake Coughing Bullshit, Teachers ...
INCORRIGIBLE and mischievous secondary school students fond of quick-witted jokes and scatalogical based humour have been issued a warning by ... -
Dept. Of Education To Take Gap Year
FOLLOWING the release of the CAO points today, the Dept. of Education is to set off on a well-earned journey ... -
D4 Mother Rings Gardaà After Son Only Given H2 In Maths
WITH the lines to Joe Duffy jammed, local Dublin based mother Julianne Montgomery was left with no option but to ... -
Leaving Cert Student Celebrating Results Blissfully Unaware Life Just Peaked
TRIUMPHANT Waterford youth Alan Harrison celebrated his Leaving Cert results with his classmates last night, completely oblivious to the fact ... -
Older Siblings Refusing To Recognise Sister’s Leaving Cert Results
RATHER than rushing to congratulate their younger sister Gráinne on her solid 500 points showing in this year’s Leaving Cert, ... -
4 Photogenic Fireplaces To Stick Your Back To School Kid In Front Of
BACK TO SCHOOL pictures on social media have become the new fad in keeping up with the Joneses, evolving from ... -
Local Mother Raging After Kid Has Hazmat Suit Ruined First Week Back At School
FAILING TO hide her annoyance at the fact her youngest child has his school hazmat suit ruined three days into ...
