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Football Journalists Camp Outside Damien Duff’s House, Beg Him To Reconsider Resignation
DEEP in the throes of grief, Ireland’s football journalists remain camped outside the home of now former Shelbourne manager Damien ... -
Human Rights Group Take Up Cause Of Irish Supporters Forced To Watch Ireland Play Football
“AS IF WE don’t have enough going on in the fucking world right now. Will you please, for the love ... -
English Tabloids Pretty Sure They Can Pin Blame On Liverpool Fans
A NUMBER OF English tabloids are choosing their words carefully, ensuring they have plausible deniability as they lay the foundations ... -
Emergency Hair Of The Dog Supplies Airdropped Into Louth Following First Leinster Title In 68 ...
BREWERIES HAVE been working around the clock this morning to air drop vast quantities of much needed hair of the ... -
Reports Suggest Ferguson Pissing Steam Since Yesterday
THERE IS some concern in the Manchester area of England after reports of the regular occurrence of something previously thought ... -
Leicester City Give Parting Gift Of 40,000 Red Bulls & Blue Wkds To Jamie Vardy
“RENAMING THE King Power stadium The Chat Shit Get Banged Arena was a given, but we wanted to show Jamie ... -
“I Said What I Said Angela”: Liverpool Fan Ranks Mo Salah Signing New Contract Above ...
LOCAL MAN Micheal Joyce has insisted he has ‘no regrets’ in describing the news Mo Salah has signed a new ... -
“I’m Cured”: Insomnia Sufferer Sleeps For First Time In Two Years During Manchester Derby
“I TRIED EVERYTHING, not even that dead boring Brutalist movie or Keir Starmer narrating the audio book of the Dulux ... -
Jose Mourinho To Avoid 10-Game Touchline Ban If He Returns Rival Manager’s Nose
THE TURKISH FA have told Fenerbaçhe manager Jose Mourinho he will receive no ban for his disgraceful behaviour during his ... -
Ireland Now Bookies’ World Cup Favourites After Bulgaria Win
DESPITE being 18 months away and Japan the only non-host nation having already qualified, the bookies have dramatically slashed the ...
