Saudi Arabia Begins Plotting Workers’ Mass Grave For World Cup 2034

DELIVERING for the good of the game once again, FIFA have announced that Saudi Arabia will host the 2034 World Cup, winning a bidding processing in which they were the only applicants.

“Saudi Arabia had an amazing bid, but more than anything we were impressed by the $1bn they invested in DAZN which then DAZN announced a $1bn deal for the broadcast rights to the new FIFA Club World Cup,” said FIFA official Bribe McBribery.

Celebrations among the Saudi delegation had to remain short and swift as attention turned to what to do with the bodies of all the dead migrant labourers who will suffer human rights abuses and die of exhaustion building the 2034 stadiums.

“We don’t want the mass grave near any of the tourist stuff, obviously” offered one meek member of Mohammed Bin Salman’s delegation during a human rights abuses storming session.

“Call me crazy, well don’t ‘cus I’ll have you killed, but would it be the perfect mix of dastardly and practical to just leave a big hole at pitch level and just pop all the bodies in there, then lay the over them?” queried Mohammed Bin Salman.

“If I may, I don’t know why we’re fretting over this, we could dump them in a big pile in front of an official FIFA fan zone, if Qatar’s proven anything it’s that no one cares,” offered one McBribery.

Meanwhile, rescuers are running out of hope as their attempts to save FIFA president Gianni Infantino from drowning in cash enters its 5th hour.