GPO Redevelopment Projected To Cost Between ‘You’re Fucking Joking Me’ & ‘Ah Now That’s Taking The Piss’

THE CABINET is to hear today what the Irish public already knows when it comes to any publicly funded and administered project ranging from a bin lid replacement to the building of a metro, WWN can report.

Minister for Burning Public Money, Jack Chambers has told cabinet colleagues that the proposed redevelopment of the historic GPO could cost anywhere from ‘you’re fucking joking me?’ to ‘ah that’s taking the absolute piss but sure what can you do, shall we double it just to safe?’.

“You know how these things work, people say numbers and you just smile along hoping they don’t know you’re mentally crippled by the sight of a calculator,” shared Chambers, who received praise from some colleagues.

“I’m just glad no arms or a leg will be needed to fund this, we’ve none of them left at this stage,” shared Simon Harris, in support.

Fielding several more questions from colleagues, including a number which Chambers to explain the words ‘building’, ‘construction’ and ‘adhering to a budget’ and ‘quantity surveyor’.

“Look those details aren’t important, what you need to bare in mind is we’ll blame any and all things on the planning system so that some builders get to build 1 square foot apartments down the line,” confirmed Chambers to loud cheers.

Meanwhile, concerns that the historic character of the GPO could change have been put to bed as all head the balls that congregate outside will be allowed to remain in place after the redevelopment.