PSNI Stand Down Riot Units As Loyalist Gangs Not Bothered By Donaldson Guilty Verdict

THE PSNI have stood down all riot units after the conviction of vile paedophile and former DUP leader Jeffrey Donaldson, safe in the knowledge that Loyalist gangs find nothing objectionable about him nor the offences he committed, WWN can report.

“It’s a night off for the water canon and the boys, they’ll sleep soundly tonight,” shared a PSNI riot squad officer, “you know what, I’m not not even going to bother to leave the ring tone on loud, silent mode all the way, we’ll not be getting a call”.

“Boarding up my house? Running for my life to get out of the area before I’m attacked? No, not likely,” responded one local, who didn’t expect hooded youths at his door any time soon, looking to burn his house down with him in it just because he is, like Donaldson, white.

Despite being found guilty of raping a child and of 18 other sexual offences, Donaldson’s depraved acts have failed to illicit the sort of response from thugs many have become accustomed to.

“He’s a registered sex offender, big deal, sure half of us are on the same thing and those that aren’t have barring orders out against them, taken by former partners,” confirmed one local Loyalist drug dealer.

“Yes, I’ll use absolutely any completely unrelated crime or incident as a transparent excuse to attack and intimidate people but I dunno, I’m just feeling it with this one for some reason,” confirmed one masked youth.

Meanwhile, former Jeffrey Epstein associate and Northern Irish current affairs expert Elon Musk has not taken to Twitter to use this court case ending as an opportunity to accuse shadowy elites of being part of a paedophile cabal made up of politicians and the wealthy.