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Obama’s New Gun Laws To Limit Gun Owners To One Murder Per Year
REPRESENTATIVES of America’s right wing Republican movement have reacted angrily to the news emanating from the White House after gun ... -
Bill Cosby Trial To Fill Oscar Pistorius Shaped Hole In Media’s Heart
A ONCE lovelorn media has today felt the first pangs of palpable erotic feelings for a trial involving a famous ... -
Tense Standoff Ends As Oregon Militia Return Home To Fuck Their Sisters
JUST a few short days after seizing a federal building in Oregon, USA, an armed militia has stood down after ... -
Saudi Executioner’s Shoulder Giving Him Hell Lately
“400 RIYAL. 400 riyal that robbing bastard just charged me, to tell me something I already know” Make no bones ... -
Santa Claus Arrested For Drink Flying In Dublin
GARDAI in Dublin have confirmed they have arrested Santa Claus for flying while being under the influence of alcohol after ... -
Thoughtful Downloader Allows Copyrighted Film Seed For A Little Bit
DUBLIN native Jimbo Lyons ‘gave a little back’ today whilst downloading a copyrighted film screener, letting it seed for a ... -
Successful PR Campaign Launches Christmas Card
THE majority of the world has heralded the arrival of a Christmas card from one of the most effective PR ... -
US Scientists Hail Breakthrough With New Bulletproof Children
A GROUP of scientists at MIT in America have been congratulated by everyone from the NRA to President Barack Obama ... -
World Wondering Why US Police Haven’t Shot Bill Cosby Yet
POLICE in the United States of America have come under fire for not yet shooting comedian Bill Cosby, following news ... -
Recently Discovered Gospel Confirms Mary Ate Immaculate Placenta
RECENTLY translated sections of an early version of the Bible discovered on ancient papyrus in Jordan have shed new light ...
