World Wondering Why US Police Haven’t Shot Bill Cosby Yet


POLICE in the United States of America have come under fire for not yet shooting comedian Bill Cosby, following news today that he is to sue his own rape victims.

Millions of people across the planet voiced their disdain at the lack of bullets entering the 78-year-old’s body, despite dozens of innocent African Americans losing their lives.

“Surely they can just make an exception and just put one behind his ear,” said one online commentator. “No one would blink an eyelid and it would give the police some well needed kudos”.

Recent research revealed unarmed black Americans are five times more likely to be killed by police than unarmed white Americans, putting Cosby at the top of the black people who deserve to be shot list, according to some.

“What sickens me is that sixty three unarmed black people were shot this year alone by the US police, and Cosby wasn’t one of them,” voiced Twitter user @AllLivesMatter. “Hopefully the Massachusetts PD will take everyone’s suggestions on board and do the right thing.”

“I’m against all forms of institutional racism, but since there’s no sign of it stopping any time soon, why not use it for good. It’d be nice if the cops started with Cosby,” another internet user remarked.

Cosby has been the subject of much publicised sexual assault allegations. With the earliest alleged incidents taking place in the mid-1960s, Cosby has been accused by more than 50 women of either rape, drug facilitated sexual assault, sexual battery, child sexual abuse, and/or sexual misconduct. He still remains a free man.