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International Women’s Day Ruined By Men
THE continued existence of the planet’s men is impeding the ability of women to enjoy International Women’s Day on their ... -
World’s First Grammar Nazi Parade Takes Place In Berlin
TENS of thousands of self-confessed grammar Nazis flocked to the German city of Berlin yesterday to march against the ongoing ... -
Taoiseach Declares National Day Of Mourning Following McGregor Defeat
THE Taoiseach has declared a national day of mourning today following Conor McGregors defeat at UFC 196 in Las Vegas last ... -
20 McNuggets For €6 Is How The World Ends, Confirm Experts
IF experts in the downfall of civilisation are to be believed, then the introduction of the McDonalds “McNugget Sharebox” is ... -
Kanye Will Be Allowed Finish, But Charlie Sheen Had Greatest Public Breakdown Of All Time
HIP-HOP artist Kanye West was stopped in the middle of yet another nonsensical batch of rambling, incoherent tweets and told ... -
Iraqi Army Invades America To Liberate Its People From Donald Trump
THEY advanced under the cover of darkness, but make no mistake the armed forces of the Republic of Iraq intended ... -
Migrants Hate Him! See This French Guy’s Weird Trick For Clearing Campsites!
YOU’RE not going to believe this one simple trick for clearing migrant campsites! Troubled by people fleeing war and oppression ... -
Trump Overheard Praising Mexicans And Chinese After Accidentally Leaving Mic On
REPUBLICAN presidential hopeful Donald Trump suffered an unfortunate political gaffe at a supporters’ rally last night, after accidentally forgetting to ... -
“About Fucking Time Assholes” – Leonardo Di Caprio
A HUMBLE Leonardo Di Caprio spent close to an hour on stage at last night’s lavish Oscars ceremony openly berating ... -
BBC Appeal To Catholic Church For Help
STILL reeling from revelations that decades of sexual abuse of young people was allowed to continue despite being reported to ...









