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Trump Says Zelensky Ready To Give Up Crimea After Forcing Him To Play Rock, Paper, Scissors
DECLARING it “the art of the deal at its absolute finest,” US President Donald Trump announced that Ukrainian President Volodymyr ... -
Papal Conclave Delayed As Sistine Chapel Double Booked By Tour Group From Japan
THE MUCH anticipated election of a new pope has been delayed after the Vatican confirmed the Sistine Chapel is currently ... -
World Adds ‘America’ To List Of Things That Give It The Ick
WHILE every individual’s person-specific ‘ick list’ is wide, varied and questionable, the ick list jointly shared by the majority of ... -
Rome Police Issue Counterfeit Communion Wafer Warning In Lead Up To Pope’s Funeral
AHEAD OF the funeral of Pope Francis in the Vatican on Saturday, Rome police have issued warnings to Catholics on ... -
18-Months Of Genocide Footage Not Under Investigation By UK Counter-Terror Police
TENS of thousands of hours of video evidence from over 18-months of genocide was ignored by the UK’s counter-terrorism police ... -
Billionaire Tech Bro Priest Gianluca Possa Favourite To Become Next Pope
DESPITE installing a number progressive cardinals in the Vatican, Pope Francis’s successor could be the very antithesis of what he ... -
Trump Exempts JD Vance’s Favourite Chinese Made Eyeliner From Tariff List
IN A CLEAR indication the Trump administration remains unified and on the same page on the issue of tariffs, US ... -
‘Routine Demolition Work Makes Way For Gaza Riviera’ Reports US Media On Bombing Of Gaza’s ...
A ROUTINE controlled demolition has been undertaken by the IDF to make way for the Gaza Riviera tourist destination, the ... -
Putin Issues Reminder He Cuddly Teddy Bear Who Just Wants Peace
KIDNAPPER of thousands of children, Vladimir Putin, has issued a reminder to the naysayers of his peace-seeking credentials by proving ... -
People Travelling To US Told To Delete Comments Criticising Thin Skinned Cunt
IRISH tourists hopeful of travelling to the Land of the Free in the wake of President Trump restoring free speech ...
