Calls For Controversial Hip Hop Group ‘Israel’ To Apologise For Murder Of 20,000 Children

HIP HOP group Israel, renowned for their lively performances which make headlines around the world, have come under the spotlight in entertainment news circles after footage emerged of them killing over 20,000 children.

Gaining fans in the US and UK governments for such hits as ‘killing 15 aid workers, covering up their murders by disposing of their ambulances and burying the bodies in a mass grave’, ‘killing more journalists in Gaza than died in World War I & II combined’ and ‘starving Gaza of aid for 60 straight days’, the group is now under pressure to apologise.

“C’mon, it’s not like they did something truly heinous like getting unseemly chants going at a gig,” defended one fan of Israel, Keir Starmer.

“I see calls for this group Israel to be held to account as part of a wider sinister trend of trying to hold Hip Hop groups to a higher standard than governments like Kneecap,” explained one another Israel fan David Lammy.

Israel’s ambitious decades long artistic project that defies genre and humanity has seen members of the group assassinate children with bullets to the head from sniper rifles but has still found a dedicated supportive audience among the weapons manufacturing community.

“Artistic expression should be free from politics. It’s not politics, it’s just a group doing what it loves to do, art is subjective anyway” explained Benjamin Netanyahu, the driving force behind the group’s recent work titled ‘Genocide’.