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Prefabs The Answer To All Of Ireland’s Problems, Confirms Government
THE Government has announced a €2.7bn deal with British prefab supplier Prefabulous today in what it calls ‘The Final Solution’ ... -
David Cameron’s Open Letter To The People Of Scotland
WWN has reproduced below an unedited version of the open letter to UK prime minister has written to the people ... -
Ian Paisley Passes Away After Losing Long Hard Battle With Hatred
LEADING light in the fading glow of intolerance and bigotry, Ian Paisley, has sadly passed away after battling an addiction ... -
Kenny Orders Varadkar To Clean Chewing Gum From Under Dail Benches
MINISTER for Health Leo Varadkar is today beginning the task of picking hardened chewing gum from underneath the benches in ... -
Great Big Bollocks To Be Named EU Agriculture Commissioner
IRELAND’S political class have rejoiced at the news that Irish man and former minister for the environment Phil Hogan has ... -
Teenager Joining Ógra Fianna Fáil A Special Kind Of Prick
NEWS coming out of political circles reveals that the decision by 19-year-old Brian O’Loingsigh’s to join Ógra Fianna Fáil means ... -
Charlie Haughey Drama To Contain 4,000% More Corruption Than House Of Cards
RTÉ’S autumn schedule was announced last week to much fanfare but up until now few details were known about returning ... -
Government Announce Plans To Build 100ft Statue Dedicated To The Celtic Tiger
FRESH from reports that this year’s budget will not be as harsh as previous ones comes the news that the ... -
“I Still Keep Finding Bits Of Breakfast Rolls In Reilly’s Old Office.” – Varadkar
NEWLY appointed minister for health Leo Varadkar said today that he keeps finding “bits of breakfast rolls” around James O’Reilly’s ... -
Parents Of TDs Struggling To Entertain Them During Summer Holidays
PARENTS of TDs are currently fretting over how to keep their kids entertained and out of trouble during their long ...
