‘One Takeaway Would Have Done Us Both’, Confirms Girlfriend
IN breaking news, a Waterford woman has claimed that the amount of food contained in one …
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Local Woman Wears Trousers In Relationship & That’s Fine In This Increasingly Progressive & Non-judgemental Society
WATERFORD woman Orna Shortt is widely known amongst her peer group for making the majority …
Girlfriend’s Haircut Cost €80, Somehow
LOCAL man Kenneth Guiney has expressed utter disbelief as to how his girlfriend's haircut cost …
How To Totally OWN Walking Down Dark Laneways At Night
SUCH is the plight of being a woman at any point in the last several …
Woman Wearing Fake Tan Turns Bed Sheets Into Post-Impressionist Masterpiece
A WATERFORD woman is now being tipped for the Turner Prize after inadvertently creating a …
Woman Takes Out Full Page Ad In The Irish Times To Confirm She’s Taken Up Yoga
FEARFUL that there were some people unaware that she has taken up yoga, Dublin resident …
How To Lie & Tell Him He’s The Biggest You’ve Ever Had, A Guide
A DELICATE situation. A fragile ego. Floods of tears. An unconvincing 'oh my God it's so …
Woman Shopping For Eyeliner In MAC Now €3,000 In Debt
AN innocent Waterford woman who simply wanted to replace her eyeliner has exited the MAC …
BREAKING: Sharon Got Engaged. Fucking Sharon! And You Can’t Even Get A Date
DESPITE having intimate knowledge of how much of a pain in the hole she can …