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Queen Reads Prince Andrew Sexual Allegations Without Flicker Of Emotion
THE Queen has expressed her disappointment after reading an account of the sexual allegations against her son Prince Andrew, stating ... -
Teacher Already Knows Which Snotty Kid Is Going To Give Her Coronavirus
“I CAN’T believe I stayed under lockdown for five long months and now I’m probably going to be brought down ... -
Nation Beginning To Regret Basing Entire Economy On The Absolute Craic
“WE as a nation have become way too dependent on being gas bastards, and our unwillingness to adapt to a ... -
Daily Covid Briefings To Start Releasing The Number Of Deceased Businesses
WITH the number of human fatalities thankfully dwindling day-by-day, Ireland’s daily covid-19 briefings will now count the daily number of ... -
Archaeologists Discover Fuck All
A TEAM of Waterford based archaeologists excavating what was believed to be a stone age settlement in Portlaw have stated ... -
“I’m Going To Have A Shower But Not Wash My Hair,” Informs Wife
WATERFORD woman Deirdre McKane has updated her husband Eoghan Muldoon of her plans to ‘jump in for a quick shower’ ... -
Local Dog Would Love To Be Stolen
A COUNTY Waterford dog has called on dognappers to spin around the Dungarvan area this week as it has had ... -
“Shut The Fuck Up You Pieces Of Shit Or I’ll Crush You All” Ellen Makes ...
FOLLOWING reports of bullying from staff and producers of her hit daytime television talk show, Ellen Degeneres has made a ... -
“Ah Jesus Claire, Don’t Be Throwing Terms Like ‘Intersectional Feminism’ At Your Poor Old Dad”
ANOTHER polite conversation turned full blown argument has occurred in the McNamee household with mother and wife Janet again playing ... -
Riots Kick Off In France For No Apparent Reason
FRENCH President Emmanuel Macron has called for calm today following a sudden riot yesterday which left dozens injured and hundreds ...
