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How To Justify Voting FF/FG Again Now They’ve Cancelled Building Of 3,000 Social Housing Units ...
WARNING – this advice cheat sheet is strictly for consumption by people who are planning to continue voting for Fianna ... -
Local Man Doing GP Sick Notes For Crate Of Tuborg If Anyone’s Interested
FACED with a national GP shortage, enterprising local man Padjo Whelan, 39, has stepped in to fill the void, offering ... -
Irish People Urged Not To Look Up Digitised 19th Century Census Records As ‘Countless People ...
IRISH people have been strongly advised against searching a treasure trove of newly digitised records which include 19th century censuses ... -
Nothing Compares To Wave Of Peace That Crashes Over Local Father When He’s Browsing Woodies
WATERFORD FATHER Noel Power has credited his local DIY emporium with delivering onto him a rare sense of calm that ... -
ON THIS DAY 2009: Criminal Investigation Launched Over Meme Painting
THE GOVERNMENT has praised the quick actions of the gardaí as an attempt to mock the leader of the country ... -
Jeff Bezos & Lauren Sanchez Vows Just The Listing Off Of Bank Balance
IN AN INTIMATE ceremony, surrounded by the world’s supply of private jets, Amazon founder and new wife Lauren Sanchez movingly ... -
Zombies Bored Of Themselves At This Stage
A SPOKESZOMBIE from the World Association of Zombies (WAZ) in LA has spoken out against what he calls the ‘tired ... -
House Prices To Continue Soaring Until All The Money Is Gone: Report
A NEW report has concluded that house prices will continue soaring until all the money is gone. According to the ... -
Peat Bogs To Be Fitted With Exploding Dye Packs
PEAT harvesters illegally selling turf will now have to navigate bogs rigged with exploding dye packs designed to identify offenders, ... -
Dublin Bus Unveil New State Of The Art Abacus To Calculate Passenger Fares
TRANSPORT FOR IRELAND have indicated that contactless payments on Dublin Bus, Dart and Luas may not be implemented until 2029, ...
