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Heavenly Life Review Was ‘Mostly Road Rage Incidents,’ Recalls Man Dead For 8 Minutes
WHEN local man Terry Power suffered a heart attack and was clinically dead for eight minutes, he expected a peaceful ... -
250 Daniel O’Connell Facts To Mark His 250th Birthday
1) O’Connell wasn’t a fan of long lists and insisted people compiling them kept to max 15 or so items. ... -
‘Yearly All-Ireland Final Tickets’: Ways The Guards Can Meet Their 5,000 New Officers Target
THERE ARE real fears within the Department of Justice that the target of 5,000 new officers by 2029 (a target ... -
“Only Call Your GP If You’re Still In A Hoop By Friday” All Together Now ...
“YOU WOULDN’T believe the fucking amateurs ringing me in a panic this morning. On a Wednesday? This festival only finished ... -
80th Anniversary Of Hiroshima Solemnly Marked By Genocide, Slaughtering Innocent Civilians, Billion Dollar Arms Deals
“YOU DUMB SHITS have learned nothing” confirmed Japan is a characteristically polite utterance marking the 80th anniversary of the dropping ... -
Only Time Husband Not On Phone Is When You Ring Him: Report
DESPITE always seeming glued to their phones when you’re beside them, a new report has found that husbands are mysteriously ... -
‘It Was Lovely, Thanks’: An Irish Guide To Making A Food Complaint
THANKS to its sparse population with just two degrees of separation, the island of Ireland has always been a country ... -
Gardaí Stop Suspicious Audi Going Under The Speed Limit
TRAFFIC gardaí have taken to Twitter to post an image of a suspicious looking Audi which they pulled over after ... -
Local Man Begins Weekly 3-Day Poisoning Ritual
FINALLY FEELING fresh, clear-headed, and mentally stable after last weekend’s chaos, Mark Lyons is eagerly counting down the final 53 ... -
“Look, Look, Big Room, Very Shiny, Made Of Gold” Says Man Who Wants To Stop ...
“IT’LL be bigger than a football field and it’s going to cost $200mn minimum, we have pictures of it too, ...
