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Only Time Husband Not On Phone Is When You Ring Him: Report
DESPITE always seeming glued to their phones when you’re beside them, a new report has found that husbands are mysteriously ... -
‘It Was Lovely, Thanks’: An Irish Guide To Making A Food Complaint
THANKS to its sparse population with just two degrees of separation, the island of Ireland has always been a country ... -
Gardaí Stop Suspicious Audi Going Under The Speed Limit
TRAFFIC gardaí have taken to Twitter to post an image of a suspicious looking Audi which they pulled over after ... -
Local Man Begins Weekly 3-Day Poisoning Ritual
FINALLY FEELING fresh, clear-headed, and mentally stable after last weekend’s chaos, Mark Lyons is eagerly counting down the final 53 ... -
“Look, Look, Big Room, Very Shiny, Made Of Gold” Says Man Who Wants To Stop ...
“IT’LL be bigger than a football field and it’s going to cost $200mn minimum, we have pictures of it too, ... -
“I Can’t Keep Up The Lie, My Parents Think I’m In Fontaines D.C.”
WWN’s Opinion series gives a voice and platform to people we really shouldn’t. This week is the turn of failed ... -
Urgent Recall: Morbeg Meat Found In Beef Burger Products On Irish Supermarket Shelves
THE FOOD Safety Authority has urged consumers not to eat any Fahey’s Farm branded beef burgers found in a variety ... -
Tabloid Reluctantly Publishes 1000th Bonnie Blue Story Of The Day
“WE HATE doing this, honestly but there’s simply no other news,” confirmed editors of leading tabloids and ragebait social media ... -
Outrage As Price Of Doing Drugs In Field For 3 Days Reaches Excessive Levels
MUSIC FESTIVAL lovers have called on authorities to do something about the exorbitant rise in tickets prices as it has ... -
Local Landlord Orders A Couple Of Dozen Cabins From Alibaba
WASTING no time at all, Waterford landlord Damien Casey went straight to Alibaba after the government announced new plans to ...
