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US Government Offended By Suggestion It Would Ever Try To Meddle In Cuban Affairs
STUMBLING back with an outstretched hand seeking to grab hold of something to retain its balance, the US government reportedly ... -
Meet The Policeman In Charge Of Wembley Euros Security
A CAREFULLY coordinated effort by a substantial group of very intelligent English football ‘fans’, probably ex-SAS, who outsmarted Wembley security ... -
‘Dog Of Vaccinated Neighbour’s Son Can Eat’: New Indoor Dining Rules Revealed
THE Irish government’s latest attempt to get a deeply flawed Covid Cert system for indoor dining not working by next ... -
Fly Suicidal
FLIES who repeatedly landing on your skin sending you into fits of rage have been found to harbour suicidal tendencies ... -
“4,700 Virgin Atlantic Job Losses Worth It” Branson Confirms From Space
MOMENTS before reentering the Earth’s atmosphere, billionaire Richard Branson personally thanked all 4,700 former Virgin Atlantic employees terminated in the ... -
Government Reanimate Zombie Corpse Of JobsBridge, Rename It ‘Work Placement Experience Programme’
“IT’S ALIVE, my God it’s alive” a delighted coalition government said as it looked on in wonder at its diabolical ... -
Government Under Delusion Pubs Will Police Vaccine Certs
THE IRISH Government is expected to sign off plans which could see indoor hospitality reopened to fully vaccinated people as ... -
Ankle Surgeon Sews Up McGregor’s Mouth While They’re At It
SURGEONS working on Conor McGregor’s broken ankle are confident that the former UFC champion will be back on his feet ... -
“Racism Is Staying Home”
ENGLAND’s gallant run to the final of the Euros and subsequent loss to Italy in the cruelest fashion via penalties ... -
Local Gardaí Getting Bored Of Busting Weed, Probably Focus On Harder Drugs Soon Enough
LOCAL Gardaí have admitted to getting bored of busting people with cannabis and will probably move on to concentrating on ...
