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“Record Homeless Children Is Fine, But Picking Jim Gavin Over One Of Us Is Unforgivable” ...
HUGE PRESSURE is building on Fianna Fáil leader and Taoiseach Micheál Martin as the campaign for his pick for the ... -
POLL: Do We Really Need A President?
WITH the choice now down to two candidates in yet another toxic presidential election, is it finally time to park ... -
Shitshow Downgraded To Total Fucking Disaster
RATINGS agency Moody’s has downgraded the Irish Presidential election from a ‘shitshow’ to a ‘total fucking disaster’ following the exit ... -
Gardaí Warn Public To Ignore Non-AI Prank Where Government Left 16,353 Homeless In Hotels
A VIRAL non-AI prank which has been spreading across the country for the past six years, where the government has ... -
New Evidence Reveals Hunter Gatherers Had No Idea What To Fucking Eat Either
DESPITE hundreds of thousands of years of so-called evolution, new evidence has found Homo sapiens are still no closer to ... -
“We’re Very Close, Heather. Soon It Will Be All Ours Again To Give Back To ...
DRIFTING into an amnesic trance, presidential hopeful Heather Humphreys became transfixed on the pearl necklace around her neck, its glow ... -
Flock Of Suppliers Queue Up Behind Blank Cheque Book After Metrolink Get Planning Green Light
THE DIN OF a low rumbling sound that only grew louder was reported by residents surrounding the Department of Transport ... -
“She’s The Gen Z Bin Laden” Netanyahu Saves World From Greta Thunberg Once Again
“THE WORLD CAN SLEEP soundly again, Gen Z Osama Bin Laden has been prevented from carrying out the unthinkable; delivering ... -
Biased Media Campaign Against Catherine Connolly Using Facts To Smear Her
STOOPING LOWER than was thought possible even for the gutter Irish press, a number of biased outlets have engaged in ... -
Spotify Founder Steps Down To Pursue Passion Of Killing People With AI Military Venture
SPOTIFY FOUNDER Daniel Ek is to step down from his position as CEO in order to follow his passion for ...
