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Yes! Man Barely Pissed Bed Last Night After Drinking Session
THERE WAS cause for celebration for local man Craig Cummins as he awoke from a raucous night of revelry in ... -
“When We Said Visit Tipperary, We Didn’t Mean Clonmel, Carrick or Tipp Town,” Lonely Planet ...
CLARIFYING Tipperary as one of its top choices for best places to visit in 2026, travel publication Lonely Planet has ... -
Worker Wouldn’t Have Spent Last 6 Months Licking Hole Of Superior If They Knew It ...
A BURNT OUT office worker is on the verge of streaming Falling Down and taking notes after six long months ... -
New Rural Scheme Will See Every Village Fitted With Guy Who Can Sort You For ...
‘LARGER TOWNS and cities must no longer have a monopoly on the provision of certain goods and services’. These are ... -
“Now Is Not The Time To Bring Up Our Decades Long Record On Failing To ...
THE GOVERNMENT has asked that recent events not be exploited by opportunists as a way to make factually accurate statements ... -
Granddad Just Wants To Be Left The Fuck Alone
THE National Union of Granddads (NUG) has issued a blanket statement today declaring that the group just wants to “be ... -
The Burkes Join Gogglebox Ireland
Ireland’s most entertaining family will swap the courts and school gates for the Gogglebox couch this week as the new ... -
Gaza Ceasefire Will Continue Between Airstrikes, Confirms IDF
THE Israeli Defense Force (IDF) has dismissed suggestions that the Gaza ceasefire has been broken on numerous occasions, claiming that ... -
Louvre Thieves Given Immunity After Confirming Jewels Stolen For Purpose Of Training AI Software
FRENCH POLICE have immediately ended all efforts to recover priceless Napoleon-era jewellery from the Louvre taken in a daring heist ... -
Local Lad Wont Shut The Fuck Up Talking About AI
“WE ACTUALLY think he may have been compromised by some kind of AI tech,” friends of Dermot Handley wrote in ...
