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Over 400 Million Litres Of Milk Spilled On Tables Every Year Due To Stupid Fucking ...
DECANTING milk from specially designed milk jugs that are incapable of the job see as many as 400 million litres ... -
Andrew To Hit Jesus Up For Some Saving
REALISING his only remaining route as an outed sex offender, Andrew Windsor has reportedly decided to go down the Jesus ... -
“You Have That Glow About You” Coworkers Lie To Exhausted Looking Pregnant Woman
A LOCAL PREGNANT woman has confirmed that while she appreciates the gesture, her coworkers can stop telling her she has ... -
EU Called On To Extend CAP Funding To Struggling Bot Farms
A EUROPEAN UNION funding mechanism which distributes funding to farmers for food production and rural development is facing calls for ... -
On This Day 1951: Godzilla Lays Waste To Limerick
NORMALLY resident in Tokyo, Japanese kaiju, the beastly reptilian gargantuan known as ‘Godzilla’ is today laying waste to Limerick. Women ... -
“It’s Not Really Trending Yet” Local Man Struggling To Emotionally Connect With Sudan War
ADMITTEDLY drained from focusing on just one or two of the fifty-odd ongoing global conflicts, local man Jeremy Wales said ... -
“Government Should Reconsider Immigration Policies,” Says Former Taoiseach Who Oversaw Said Immigration Policies
CALLING on the ruling government he has been a part of for the past decade, former Taoiseach Simon Harris has ... -
Local Girlfriend Into Mad Hippy Dippy Shit
LOCAL MAN Harry Dunne has been slowly coming to terms with the fact that were he ever to move in ... -
Department Of Agriculture Report Historic ‘FarmVille’ Neglect Led To Widespread Famine & Death
THE DEPARTMENT of Agriculture has issued an apology for historic neglect during an era of light regulation and oversight of ... -
Andrew & Fergie Relocate To Epstein’s Island Following Windsor Eviction
“IT hasn’t changed a bit!” the narcissist formerly known as Prince Andrew shouted at his ex, Sarah Ferguson, as they ...
