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Black Friday Housing Sale Leaves Tens of Thousands Dead In Dublin Stampede
THE Irish nation is in mourning today in what is now being coined Black Black Friday after thousands of desperate ... -
Background Character Coughing Early In Movie Probably Fine
MOVIEGOERS in a local Waterford cinema have confirmed that the background character who coughed loudly during the film’s opening scene ... -
“Treating People Like Dog Shit Is Honestly My Passion” Future Airport Security Hire Tells Interviewer
“WHERE do I see myself in ten years? Probably right here in this airport. Treating people like absolute dogshit is ... -
Enoch Burke Suspended From Prison For Failing To Address Officer By Proper Pronoun
STANDING outside Mountjoy Prison in protest at his latest suspension, Enoch Burke has called for himself to be reinstated into ... -
Man Excitedly Points Out Obese Irish Person On Mobility Scooter
“LIKE SOMETHING from America,” said local man Terry Hughes to his wife Jane, as he nearly choked on the Coke ... -
Woman On Unlucky Run Of Lifetime Of Toxic Relationships
“JUST ONE of those things I suppose,” explained serial attractors of the biggest time-wasting toxic gimps Ireland has to offer, ... -
“We’re So Cooked” Says Man Who Never Thought He’d Be A ‘We’re So Cooked’ Sort ...
SHAME can stab you like a thousand hot knives between your ribs, such is the pain it cancels cause and ... -
“Something Big Dropping Soon,” Delusional Procrastinator Tells Social Media
ANNOUNCING the latest venture he’ll never execute, local procrastinator Marvin Ryan sat back comfortably in his chair before the all-too-familiar ... -
Chicken Fillet Roll Smash & Grab Gang Strike Again
AN estimated €5,000 worth of chicken fillet rolls were stolen in yet another overnight smash-and-grab in Dublin, WWN reports. Gardaí ...
