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“Now Is Not The Time To Bring Up Our Decades Long Record On Failing To ...
THE GOVERNMENT has asked that recent events not be exploited by opportunists as a way to make factually accurate statements ... -
Granddad Just Wants To Be Left The Fuck Alone
THE National Union of Granddads (NUG) has issued a blanket statement today declaring that the group just wants to “be ... -
The Burkes Join Gogglebox Ireland
Ireland’s most entertaining family will swap the courts and school gates for the Gogglebox couch this week as the new ... -
Gaza Ceasefire Will Continue Between Airstrikes, Confirms IDF
THE Israeli Defense Force (IDF) has dismissed suggestions that the Gaza ceasefire has been broken on numerous occasions, claiming that ... -
Louvre Thieves Given Immunity After Confirming Jewels Stolen For Purpose Of Training AI Software
FRENCH POLICE have immediately ended all efforts to recover priceless Napoleon-era jewellery from the Louvre taken in a daring heist ... -
Local Lad Wont Shut The Fuck Up Talking About AI
“WE ACTUALLY think he may have been compromised by some kind of AI tech,” friends of Dermot Handley wrote in ... -
“It’ll Bring More Visitors To The City” Dublin City Council Defends Updated Molly Malone Statue
DUBLIN City Council (DCC) has defended its most recent renovations to the infamous Molly Malone statue, claiming that the addition ... -
Your Say: Trump’s TIME Cover
DESPITE a praise-laden cover in which his peace-making efforts in the Middle East are highlighted, an angry Donald Trump has ... -
Heather Humphreys Attends Emergency Samba Soccer Academy In Bid To Make Up Gap In Polls
A CRACK team of futsol loving Brazilians have been brought to a GAA pitch in Monaghan as part of a ... -
YouTube Outage Caused After User Smashed Subscribe Button Too Hard
VIDEO STREAMING platform behemoth YouTube is appealing to users to dial down their enthusiasm when responding to Youtubers’ requests to ...
