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Mo Salah Ascends To Heaven
LIVERPOOL and Egyptian forward Mo Salah ascended to Heaven/Jannah directly after being substituted last night, with God deeming him too ... -
Local Prick Keeps All His Tesco Blue Charity Tokens
IN a bid to make sure that no local charities receive funding that he contributed to in any way, local ... -
“You Will All Pay, Every Last One Of You” O’Brien Yells At Map Of Ireland
STILL SMARTING from a bruising life which has left him with nothing but €4 billion plus in the bank and ... -
Group That Sold Babies Critical Of People’s Decision To Vote ‘Yes’
A GROUP which turned living, breathing children into an economic commodity by deriving profit from the illegal sale of actual ... -
Liverpool Fan Would Be Happy With 5 or 6-0 Win Tonight
A LOCAL Liverpool has stressed that as part of his team’s guaranteed place in the Champion’s League final against either ... -
“We’re Going To Keep Going Until We Get A Good One”
HEARTBROKEN new parents William and Kate Royal have pledged to ‘keep at it’ until they get a child that they’re happy ... -
Irish Water To Receive Bonuses For Shiny Shannon-Dublin Water Pump Graphic
DILIGENT And dedicated Irish Water workers are set for bonuses after successfully putting together a graphic showing a potential water ... -
5 Myths About Culchies
DESPITE the relatively small size of the island of Ireland people from different backgrounds encounter prejudice and stereotyping every day, ... -
LOL! This Swan Got Drunk On The Half-Empty Cans You Left At The Canal
DUBLIN swan Derek Webb is today nursing the pen-and-cob of all hangovers, after an all-day bender on the banks of the ... -
Country’s Drains Filled Entirely With Girlfriend’s Hair
EXTENSIVE and expensive repair work is being undertaken by local authorities after it was discovered the country’s drainage system has ...
