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Tories Organise Seance To Get Margaret Thatcher Brexit Advice
FRESH from the news that British PM Theresa May is considering yet another U-turn in policy, this time potentially choosing ... -
Exhausted Rock Stars In His 11th Movie This Week
THE overworked charismatic lynchpin of the Jumanji and Fast and the Furious franchises, Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson, is reportedly suffering ... -
Get Fit The Bertie Way & Run Away From Your Past!
LOOKING to get fit, but not sure what the right exercise regime that suits your age and/or level of current ... -
Theresa May Will Be In The Pub If Anyone Needs Her
BRITISH prime minister Theresa May has downed tools for the day, strode out of number 10 Downing Street and headed ... -
Man Now On 41st Attempt To Get Contact Lenses In
CURSING non-stop for the last hour at no one in particular, a now severely red-eyed Waterford man is on his 41st attempt ... -
Face Transplant Patient To Sue Surgeons Over Botched Operation
A RUSSIAN man who had lost his face after a horrific motorcycle accident has announced that he is to sue the ... -
Kid Has About 2 Weeks Of Adorability Left
LOCAL toddler Barry Hennerhan is said to be fast approaching the threshold of adorability, where his youthful cheekiness and high-jinks ... -
Kim Jong Un ‘Warming To US’ After CIA Chief Shows Sodomised Gaddafi Video
IN A complete turnaround from previous encounters, CIA director Mike Pompeo somehow forged a “good relationship” with Kim Jong-un following a ... -
Sally Critical After Losing Control Of Mustang
A WOMAN is in a critical condition after failing to heed warnings to slow down while driving, resulting in a ... -
Bootleg Copies Of The Late Late Show Selling For €10,000 In Japan
KNOWN for its endless production of odd culture and TV the rest of the world can scarcely believe is real, ...
