Karma Records Victory After Katie Hopkins Close To Bankruptcy

KARMA, the positive or negative happenings which many believe is generated by the amount of good or bad deeds a person has previously committed, has recorded a resounding victory over former Apprentice contestant and generally not a nice person, Katie Hopkins, as it was revealed she is perilously close to becoming penniless.

While some people have expressed sympathy for Hopkins, who called for a ‘Final Solution’ for all Muslims, Karma itself was busy watching over the former Daily Mail columnist filing for an insolvency agreement in a bid to avoid bankruptcy.

“I have to say I’ve never seen Karma act so swiftly and decisively, but it’s a delight all the same,” confirmed one Buddhist and expert on terrible people suffering the consequences of their actions.

Much of Hopkins financial trouble stems from losing a libel case after falsely and repeatedly stating a food writer and campaigner was endorsing the vandalising of war memorials, however, this is just one of thousands of examples of the Hopkins’s penchant for stirring up hate and spreading misinformation.

Speaking exclusively to WWN, in what is its first ever interview, Karma talked of its decision to intervene.

“It’s a sad day I suppose, she hates poor people and now she is one,” confirmed Karma before bursting into uncontrollable laughter.

“It’s not like I made this decision per say, I can’t take the credit. It’s just an accumulation of the consequences that result from reprehensible and insidious behaviour which is then set into perpetual motion,” a modest Karma concluded.

It is not yet clear if the financial trouble Hopkins finds herself in will see her increase or decrease the amount of vile, ignorant and hate-filled opinions she offers in exchange for cash.