WWN Lonely Hearts

Hmmm butter

Don’t love just love the way it feels on your food, your tongue, your chest, your arse. Hmmm, I’m getting hot just thinking about it, nomnomnomnom. Male or female.

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Recite for me

Woman seeking man. Need an adventurous type who doesn’t get hung up about fetishes. Can only come to the sound of someone reading Peig Sayers. Long story. If this sounds like you get in touch.

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Absolutely Anyone

Seriously, absolutely anyone. Not a word of a lie, short, tall, fat, skinny, clean, dirty, into vegetables up the arse, not into vegetables up the arse. I’ll take anyone! If this is you (is it you, as I said anyone will do), get in touch.

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Weekend fun

I’m only in Dublin for the weekend and need some action from a willing lady. Am an American billionaire with crazy work life on my hands so time is of the essence. If my accent seems strange, I’m not a farmer up in Dublin for the weekend, I just have a funny accent, OK?

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Friendship, maybe more?

I know the title says ‘maybe more?’ but honestly, I have fuck all interest in you if you won’t gimme the ride. But, that aside, I’m a lovely, handsome and charming man in his 30s. If you want to live the dream and will absolutely gimme the ride then get in touch.

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