JobBridge Intern Has A Little Cry To Himself In The Toilets

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Kevin Murray, WWN’s resident JobBridge intern, broke down in tears shortly after he realised he had another 11 months to go on his incredibly rewarding internment at Ireland’s leading news publication.

So overjoyed was the Masters degree holder that he spontaneously burst into tears of joy as he hid in the staff toilets.

The media studies graduate took a moment to appreciate his quick rise to the reception desk as he wiped away his tears.

A whirlwind first month has seen Kevin slot in and hold his own when cleaning the offices, answering phones and retrieving lunches.

Kevin has also learned about office hierarchy and how he should never open his mouth unless spoken to, even if he has devised a genius digital media strategy that would take WWN into the internet age.

His several minutes of quiet, sobbing appreciation for his placement at WWN were interrupted by gentle and violent thrashing at his toilet cubicle door by journalist Terry Bull, who reminded Kevin that Bull’s Mini Cooper Countryman ‘isn’t going to wash its fucking self’.

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