Category: POLITICS

Horny Little Minx McDonald Slams Sexist Article

SULTRY Sinn Féin siren and lady politician Mary ‘Swit Swoo’ McDonald has playfully admonished a seemingly sexist article which referred to her womanly ability to be a woman in the crazy man’s world of politics. Dominated by non-sexy woman bodies otherwise known as men, the field of politics requires that female politicians have a certain… Read more »

Group That Sold Babies Critical Of People’s Decision To Vote ‘Yes’

A GROUP which turned living, breathing children into an economic commodity by deriving profit from the illegal sale of actual children to couples in America has criticised people’s decision to vote ‘Yes’ in the upcoming referendum, with one Bishop declaring it ‘morally wrong’. The Catholic Church, which have stated it is ‘morally wrong’ to vote… Read more »

Theresa May Will Be In The Pub If Anyone Needs Her

BRITISH prime minister Theresa May has downed tools for the day, strode out of number 10 Downing Street and headed in the direction of the nearest pub, leaving strict instructions to only be contacted if “something like 9/11 kicks off again”. The PM’s decision to “go on a mad one” comes after an EU report… Read more »