Category: POLITICS

Taoiseach In Silicon Valley To Promote ‘Pay Whatever Tax You Want In Ireland’ Initiative

PROMOTING Ireland as a business destination today in Silicon Valley, Taoiseach Enda Kenny could barely contain his excitement when explaining Ireland’s innovative approach tax to leading tech bosses. Afforded an audience with leading American tech company bosses, Kenny wasted no time in explaining the often misrepresented tax arrangements of large multinational companies operating in Ireland…. Read more »

Government Dislocates Shoulder Patting Themselves On The Back

THE ENTIRE cabinet of the current government presented itself to a Dublin A&E department, displaying injuries consistent with over zealous and congratulatory patting of the back, WWN can exclusively reveal. Following the publication of a report into the compensation scheme for survivors of symphysiotomy, the government decided to congratulate themselves on a job well done… Read more »

Denis O’Brien Announces Bid For Irish Presidency

MEDIA mogul and multi-billionaire Denis O’Brien has today announced his bid for the Irish presidency 2017. Following in the footsteps of American businessman and peer, Donald Trump, Mr. O’Brien stated he will begin campaigning early next year in what is expected to be the hottest Irish presidential election since the foundation of the State. “I’m… Read more »

Government Mark 4th Anniversary Of Savita Halappanavar’s Death With Shrug Of The Shoulders

THE FOURTH anniversary of the death of Savita Halappanavar was marked by the government this year in an understated ceremony in Dublin Castle, WWN can confirm. Mrs. Halappanavar’s passing on the 28th of October 2012 due to complications arising from a septic miscarriage shocked the Nation, caused an international outcry and prompted an outpouring of… Read more »