Category: LIFESTYLE


Local Man Too Hungry To Chance The Falafel

A FAMISHED Waterford man currently trying to decide what to eat for lunch has confirmed he is actually “too hungry” to try the Falafel, but promised to make the decision to eat one someday, just not today. Mark Ryan, 44, who could probably do with losing a few pounds now that he thinks about it, has… Read more »

Waterford Whispers News Live Show

Waterford Whispers News is dedicated to bringing you, the public, all the essential news and having discovered injecting the news directly into your veins is illegal (thanks health and safety laws) we will instead deliver it to your eyes and ears in a live setting. Get news’d in the face at the following venues with… Read more »

Free Stater Disgusted By ‘Nordy Stuff’

A COUNTY Kilkenny man has said he is absolutely appalled by the recent spate of violence in the North, and called on “nordies to cop onto themselves” if they want people down south to care about their silly cause. Speaking with his mouth earlier, Daniel Casey admitted he could not understand why everyone “up there”… Read more »

Girlfriend Was Fine Until You Mentioned It

CONFLICTING reports emanating from your girlfriend has found she was actually in great form earlier, but is now somehow upset after you questioned her mood, WWN can confirm. Despite showing all the signs of someone being slightly on edge, the love of your life insisted everything was going great until you mentioned it, thanks. “Oh my God!… Read more »

Cyclist Wearing Aerodynamic Helmet Thinks He’s A Fucking Pro Or Something

A COUNTY Waterford cyclist who was spotted travelling on the Tramore to Waterford road wearing an aerodynamic helmet thinks he’s a fucking pro or something, concluded absolutely everyone who witnessed the man in transit. Cycling with his head down on the handlebars in a bid to “limit the drag”, trainee accountant Stephen Power managed to shave a staggering 4.3 seconds… Read more »