WARNING: This Horrifying News Footage Starts With A 30 Second Ad

WARNING – the following news footage which shows a now viral attack/incident/event starts with preroll advertisement that last for 30 seconds while also generating €5 for every 1,000 views we get from it. As a premium news publisher, we’ve had to implement this unrelated moisturizer advertisement before the horrific ghoul bait video, so just sit back and relax… Read more »

Doctors Want Cannabis Risks Highlighted, The Pricks

A GROUP of so-called doctors with nothing else better to do than ruin cannabis legalisation for every man, woman and child in Ireland want the risks of the plant highlighted, the bunch of fucking pricks. In a letter published in The Irish Times today, goody-two-shoe doctors from the Cannabis Risk Alliance said the government was “sleepwalking” its way… Read more »

Waterford Family Finally Finish Bar Of Sunlight Soap

THE Carrohan family from Tramore, Waterford, are having a bittersweet send-off ceremony today for the yellow bar of Sunlight soap that has been sitting on the windowsill in the kitchen for nearly three decades. Patriarch of the family William Carrohan inherited the intense bar of semi-immortal soap from his mother’s house after she passed away in… Read more »

Can You Spare A Minute To Sign Your Friend’s Self Righteous Petition? ​

YOUR friend wants you to spare one minute of your time to fill out an online petition they found in the hopes of further enhancing their social status as a kind, concerned member of the general public, WWN can confirm. The petition, one of 15,000 created on every month, has so far been signed by over 2,000 other like-minded heroes and is expected… Read more »