Category: LIFESTYLE


Prick Restaurant Customers Choose To Sit At Dirty Table ​

A PAIR of pricks who have just entered a local restaurant have decided to choose the only dirty table in the place, despite 34 other clean tables lying vacant in the establishment, WWN can confirm. Barging straight into the restaurant, the couple ignored the ‘wait to be seated’ sign before making a beeline to the dirty table that was left… Read more »

Investigation Launched To Find Out Where Rest Of Mens’ Trousers Have Gone

FASHION POLICE has launched an official investigation into the disappearance of the final few inches of mens’ trousers, a full two years after members of the public first brought the troubling occurrence to the attention of authorities. Accused of ignoring reports made by the public, the police investigation has been dismissed by many concerned citizens… Read more »

BREAKING: Population Of Wexford Voted World’s Sexiest People

THE entire county and population of Wexford has been voted the planet’s sexiest town and people in a poll published this morning, WWN can confirm. People of Wexford stole a large majority of the votes from some of the world’s biggest contenders, including Summer Bay in Australia, Love Island in Spain somewhere and loads of… Read more »

Everyone To Have Their Own Podcast By 2020

A NEW report has found that every single person living on the planet will have their own individual weekly podcast by March 2020, WWN can confirm. Podcasts have grown in popularity over the past few years with the revolutionary new fad becoming one of the most sought after media platforms the corporate world has ever seen. “If… Read more »