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Survey Reveals Nation’s Mothers Just Want A Bit Of Fucking Peace
A NATIONWIDE survey of the nation’s mothers has confirmed that their only desire this mother’s day is to be left ... -
Man Emerges From Winter Cocoon Eating Last Share Bag Of Crisps, Squinting At Sun
SATISFIED that the evenings are once again sufficiently bright enough for him to be seen out in, a squinting assemblage ... -
Woman Sick Of Playing Second Fiddle To Boyfriend’s YouTube Channel
A LOCAL WATERFORD woman has spoken of her worry that her she is finishing third place in her relationship with ... -
Local Man Still No Fucking Idea What He’s Being Asked To Vote On
WATERFORD man Dermot Hayes has admitted he hasn’t a fucking notion as to what he’s being asked to vote on ... -
Smoke Alarm Braces For Busy Night As Student Attempts To Cook
A SMOKE ALARM based in the Dublin kitchen of a student houseshare is set for the most grueling evening of ... -
0% Of Landlord TDs Skipped Collecting Rents So Tenants Could Eat
FOLLOWING a Barnardos report that found 40% of parents across the country have skipped meals so their children would have ... -
House Prices Now Higher Than Your Uncle Tony At A Stag In Amsterdam
IRISH house prices are now higher than your uncle Tony walking around the red-light district in Amsterdam during a stag ... -
75% Of Loser Six Year Old’s Still Don’t Own A Smart Phone
SEVENTY five percent of little cry-baby losers who even now likely play with Lego and suckle on their mommy’s teat ... -
Local Man Never Knows Which Bin Bags To Buy
INSPECTING the large selection of various bin liners in his local supermarket, local man Ben Reeves admits he never really ... -
“Go Woke Go Broke” Writes Unemployed 37-Year-Old Bachelor Still Living At Home With Parents
NESTLED in his PlayStation gaming chair that his parents bought him for his 39th birthday, Waterford bachelor Martin Kehoe smugly ...