Cool Waiter To Take Food Order While Sitting Down Beside You

NOT one for conforming to society’s standards, Dublin based waiter Fiachra Brennan has today inadvertently shattered the barriers between professional and customer by bravely sitting down at the table while taking a food order. Captured on CCTV earlier, Brennan can be seen hovering over table 18 in Macey’s Bistro on Capel street shortly after 3pm,… Read more »

5 Ways To Enjoy Week Where All Bills Are Paid & There’s Still A Few Quid In The Account

WITH the vast majority of the working population confirming the existence of a magical three or four day stretch in the middle of each month where the previous paycheque has paid off all bills and essentials, but hasn’t depleted to the crisis-point situation of waiting anxiously to the next paycheque, WWN puts forth a handy… Read more »

Local Entrepreneur Finds It Hard To Switch Off

A COUNTY Waterford businessman, who started up his own niche brand of herbal hand soap called Herboap, has admitted today that he finds it ‘hard to switch off’ in the evenings, due to his fantastically brilliant mind that ‘rarely leaves him be’. Conor Davis, who has worked in a string of different jobs since leaving college, describes himself… Read more »

Shower Head Not A Sex Toy, Women Reminded

AFTER repeatedly hinting subtly at the fact in casual conversation, men have today come out and told women that ‘the shower is not a sex toy’, WWN can reveal. Using the shower head as a sex toy was popularised by slutty liberal Hollywood types like the women in Sex and the City, Girls and more… Read more »

17% Of Irish Motorists Not Driving It On Ta Fuck

THE Road Safety Authority has confirmed today that as much as 17% of drivers on Irish roads are not driving it on ta fuck, claiming that their lack of speed actually causes accidents as opposed to preventing them. An analysis of forensic collision investigations conducted by the RSA shows that slow drivers account for twice… Read more »