Category: BREAKING NEWS


“How About I Rant For An Hour To Distract You All From How Much I’m Fucking This Up?”

OPENING his rip-roaring 77-minute speech that would provide endless headlines, US President Donald Trump asked the media “how about I rant for an hour to distract you all from how much I’m fucking this up?” before launching into a lengthy tirade against everything. With cameras rolling as journalists eagerly jotted down every word he uttered,… Read more »

Melania Trump Blinks The Word ‘Help’ In Morse Code

EXPERTS in Morse code are claiming the American first lady, Melania Trump, blinked the letters ‘H.E.L.P.’ during her first official appearance as First Lady at the White House on Wednesday to welcome Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and his wife Sara. Standing outside the South Portico of the White House with husband, President Donald Trump, the 46-year-old… Read more »

TDs Already Signing A Card For Enda Kenny

SOURCES inside Leinster House have confirmed that several Fine Gael and Independent Alliance politicians have already signed a ‘farewell card’ for the current Taoiseach Enda Kenny, and have so far raised €67.54 towards a carriage clock in a secret whip around. “There’s barely any room left to squeeze a name in, so TDs are now being… Read more »