Idiot 5-Year-Old Thinks She Graduated From Play School

A COUNTY Waterford child who has been attending play school since September last year actually thinks she graduated from it, despite not doing any exams or tests in the entire nine month period she has been there. Parents Derek and Jane Thompson confirmed that daughter Jessica “fell hook, line, and sinker” for a cunning graduation… Read more »

Melania Trump Moves Into Specially Designed ‘Donald Trump Proof’ White House Bedroom

AS NEWS of Melania Trump’s official move into the White House today spreads, fresh reports have detailed the First Lady’s specific living arrangements as she seeks to Donald Trump-proof her bedroom. Reportedly splashing out upwards of $4 million dollars to renovate and alter her living quarters, the world’s leading interior designers and security experts have… Read more »