Submit Your Questions To The Pope

• How do you get your whites so white? And where did you buy your capes? Penneys sold of them last week and I need one.
• Pope John Paul II is famous for visiting Ireland and helping cover up the sexual abuse of children. How does it feel to be repeating his amazing journey both geographically and morally?
• 18 Irish religious orders have not paid out compensation to survivors of clerical sexual abuse. The Vatican has over $8 billion assets, can you help them pay?
• Are you amazed that all it took was saying you'd visit Ireland for the vast majority of politicians, media outlets and people to erase the history of the Church in Ireland from their minds?
• Father Ted is gas so you're alright by me Francis. Have you seen those gas lollipops with yer face on it that the shops do be selling. Haha, only in Ireland!
• Real quick; I'm gay, am I going to hell or where are we at with this stuff? Can't quite remember.
• Apologies for all the homeless, the government is working on moving out of direct sight for when you're over. Do you like houses yourself?
• Tuam and that whole business, do you agree that it's very bad form to be asking for the Church's full cooperation in the matter, instead of the classic stonewalling the Church is so fond of?
• What's your favourite Father Ted episode? (Sorry but some online Irish news publications are in desperate need of some content)
• My relation was forced into a Mother & Baby home. Just needed saying. I know you're not going to formally apologise on behalf of the Church, I'm not an idiot.
• When people hide away paedophiles, or orchestrate the illegal adoption of children we call them criminals. Why is it the Church still call them 'good, honest Catholics' and/or 'nuns'?
• Sorry to bring it up again; the continued attempts by the Church hierarchy to deny sexual abuse victims any justice, that's...a bit shit, isn't it?

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