MANCHESTER CITY’S imperious march towards the Premier League title in stunning style may have given many once dedicated fans the urge to pack it all in and just admit that they’d much prefer to be a City supporter. Luckily WWN Sport knows just how to do so without enduring slagging and teasing from friends who… Read more »
IRISH WORLD boxing champ Katie Taylor chose to celebrate her victory over American Jessica McCaskill in the style befitting a sports star who is admired the world over by adults and children alike. Taylor’s successful defence of her title has of course dominated every news outlet in Ireland, with inane lists being drawn up by… Read more »
THE MAFIA has been quick to distance themselves from comparisons to football’s governing body FIFA after it emerged two witnesses in a corruption case against former FIFA executives have turned up dead in recent days, WWN confirm. “Hey now, don’t drag our names into this, you’re making us look bad,” confirmed mafia spokesmademan Tony Palatino,… Read more »
A PASSIONATE and rabid rugby fan eagerly awaiting Ireland’s next crucial rugby clash, has admitted that, try as he might, he hasn’t the faintest idea as to what is going on in rugby games. “I shout ‘go on’ a lot, that seems to disguise most of my lack of knowledge,” explained Dubliner Cormac Sheehan, “oh,… Read more »
Gary Farrell, a lifelong Manchester United fan took affirmative action last night and signed Spanish international Cesc Fabregas while simultaneously drooling on his pillow while muttering ‘come, lie beside me Cesc. Now, through ball me’. While the news that transfer signings made by fans as they dream are not transferable to real life has proved… Read more »
While rumours about cheating in the competitive world of sheep shearing had been around for years not even the most hardened of cynics could have predicted the scale of doping revealed today. The Gorey Sheep Shearing Championships have long been a fixture of the professional sheep shearing circuit with many competitors coming from as far… Read more »
In a rare example of the blue and red halves of Manchester coming together, the entire Crystal Palace team are set to receive the freedom of the city for their astonishing comeback against Premier League title hopefuls Liverpool. In what was a truly remarkable second half Crystal Palace clawed back 3 goals to draw with… Read more »
THE GAA are today celebrating yet another World Championship win as Ireland romped home against the Democratic Republic of Congo, beating out their opponents by 64 points. “I don’t think the lads knew they were here to play football at all to be honest,” suggested Ireland captain Michael Murphy. The margin of victory was far… Read more »
The Leinster and Ireland legend is said to be close to purchasing the little known rugby franchise on America’s west coast. In what could turn out to be a momentous day in the history of rugby union in the United States, Brian O’Driscoll, arguably Ireland’s greatest ever player is close to finalising a deal for… Read more »
The public disquiet over the newly announced deal involving Sky Sports and the GAA is set to intensify following eye witness reports suggesting leading figures within the GAA have been seen carrying around 30 pieces of silver. “It’s nothing short of a fucking disgrace,” said protester Eamon Flannery outside Croke Park before he ripped his… Read more »