NOT active in the sport in which he made his name since 2016, WWN Sport asks if part-time MMA fighter Conor McGregor’s greatest legacy will be the humble throwaway phrase ‘you’ll do nothing’? Has McGregor’s prowess in the octagon and his influence in the sport already been overshadowed and eclipsed by an insult which works… Read more »
WWN brings you the very best analysis of the World Cup from its expert sports team. England V Sweden: The game being billed as the reason we might have to endure the phrase ‘It’s Coming Home’ for just a little bit longer. Expectations at the start of the tournament were relatively low but following the… Read more »
THE GAA, the governing body for Gaelic Games in Ireland, has set the record straight and corrected the false stories emanating from around the country, specifically Kildare, which incorrectly claim the GAA has use of more than one stadium. Issuing a statement after the Kildare county board invented an imaginary stadium they claim can hold… Read more »
ABSOLUTELY livid that the game beloved by the vile British Empire and used by the occupying British forces decade after decade to stamp out any indigenous Irish culture is still on the TV all day, every day, one hardcore GAA fan has blinded himself in a bid to ensure his eyes aren’t blemished by the… Read more »
AT THE risk of driving people to fall asleep while standing up, a local boring man has gone on record to speak passionately about golf, WWN understand. Cormac Nevlin (32), a notoriously boring man, spoke to coworkers about making the most of the recent good weather by playing a round of golf at his local… Read more »
AT a meeting, which takes place in the same conference room at the same time every week, the English tabloids with the compliance of their international colleagues have convened once again to plot and plan out their vilification of Raheem Sterling for no other reason than, well, the colour of his skin. Sterling made needless… Read more »
DESPITE Man United’s 1-0 loss to West Brom securing the 2018 Premier League for Manchester City, one local football fan remains adamant they are nothing more than a rag tag bunch of untalented semi-professional footballers who got very lucky. Ciaran Ballane (22) explained to friends and football forums that it takes more than winning a… Read more »
THE BEDROOM wall of Waterford man Thomas Hickey is looking a little bare today after the father-of-none made the heavy-hearted decision to end his ebullient and dogged support of former MMA ace Conor McGregor. It’s believed Hickey’s decision was motivated by his dissatisfaction with the former UFC champ’s behaviour this last week, which saw him… Read more »
THE DEPARTMENT of Education and the schools it oversees have been rounded on by sport experts after it was revealed the popular game of Kerbs has not yet been added to the curriculum. The highly skilled sport, played by those of all abilities but only mastered by the few who possess the required genius, Kerbs… Read more »
DRY SHITES the world over have displayed a complete lack of understanding of just why part-time UFC fighter Conor ‘Notorious’ McGregor is a complete legend. Described by devoted followers of the popular McGregorism cult so-called ‘stupid fucking cunts with no sense of humour’ have struggled to get their heads around why throwing objects through bus… Read more »