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McGuinness Said To Be ‘Grasping At Straws’ As Dana’s Car Tyre ‘Blows Out’ On Motorway
SINN FEIN presidential candidate Martin McGuinness was said to be ‘grasping at straws’ today after news that Independent presidential candidate ... -
Teenagers Everywhere Excited About ‘New Ian Brown band’
TEENAGERS everywhere were said to be very excited today after hearing news that legendary rock star Ian Brown is to launch a ... -
Gallagher Campaign In Jeopardy After Pitbull Terrier Claims To Be Biological Mother
PRESIDENTIAL candidate Sean Gallagher was not available for comment today after a purebred Pitbull Terrier bitch claimed she was his biological mother. ... -
Estonians Celebrate After Drawing Ireland In Euro 2012 Play-Off
THOUSANDS of Estonian football fans swarmed the streets of Tallinn in celebration of the Euro 2012 play-off draw against Ireland, ... -
Off-The Book Workers Better Off Also Claiming Dole
OFF-THE-BOOK workers would be financially better off also claiming the dole because of the range of benefits available to the ... -
450 UN Peacekeepers Sent To Templars Hall
THE United Nations is to send 450 peacekeeping troops to Templars Hall after 45 residents were insulted and hundreds more ... -
All Presidential Candidates Bow Out After Realising Being President ‘Doesn’t Matter A Fuck’
AFTER a dramatic presidential debate on TV3 last night, all seven candidates decided to bow out of the race after realising ... -
Ireland Flees To Gulf Of Mexico With European Bail Out Funds
INTERPOL has launched an investigation after the island of Ireland fled the west coast of Europe yesterday evening shortly after receiving a ... -
Massive Arms Find As Gardai Swoop On Counterfeit Prosthetics Factory
GARDAI investigating the activities of a black-market street trader in Dublin uncovered a suspected counterfeit prosthetics factory. The huge haul ... -
New Tribe Of Baldwin Brothers Discovered In Chile
A new indigenous Baldwin tribe has been discovered in the south west corner of Chile earlier this week. This is ...