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“Where’s The Father, Is What I Want To Know”
“Where’s the father, is what I want to know. All these young ones with three or four kids and no ... -
Government Unveil New ‘Homeless Plough’ To Clear Streets During Winter
CLEARING Dublin City streets of unsightly homeless people can take several hours every morning, with business owners, Gardaí and council ... -
Woman Enters 25th Year Of Pretending To Be A Lesbian
LOCAL woman Marie Finlan is reported to be sticking with her pretense of being a lesbian after a quarter of a ... -
Nobody Shot In Dublin Today [UPDATED]
FOLLOWING months of gangland violence that has produced an ever-heightening pile of bodies, WWN can report that nobody has been ... -
Thousands Turn Out To Hear Man Who Lies For A Living Lie
A packed RDS welcomed a man from that movie you watched that was class last night. The man played by ... -
Lad On Bus Gets Random Erection Just Before His Stop
WWN understands that earlier today a Dublin man was treated for shock following an incident involving his erection. Patrick Dooley, ... -
Dublin Man ‘Just A Friend’ For 134th Time
THERE were touching yet somewhat depressing scenes in Dublin last night as friends gathered to acknowledge perennial ‘just a friend’ ... -
Drivers Announce New ‘Keeping A Look Out For The Guards’ Campaign
An initiative by Irish motorists has been launched today following the latest Garda crackdown on people who use mobile phones ... -
Cork Lad Thinks About Cork Every 3 Seconds
Conal Lynch, a proud Cork native, struggled to concentrate in work this afternoon, WWN can exclusively reveal. Sitting on the ... -
Dublin Gang Intern Disappointed Crime Is Nothing Like Love/Hate
Anthony Mulhearn was said to be left disappointed after completing a 3-month internship with a leading Dublin gang. 17 year-old ...
