A NEW study has provided the starkest warnings yet about the accelerated damage climate change could do, with the melting of Greenland ice caps seeing a 10-inch rise in sea levels even if carbon emissions are reduced. In the case of carbon emissions continuing at current rates a multi-metre sea-level rise appears likely but anyway… Read more »
THE government’s new €8bn retrofitting scheme aims to boost the efficiency rating of thousands of homes at a time when money is tighter than ever… but what energy-saving options are there for families who can’t afford to spend upwards of €50,000 and then claim 50% back through tax credits at a later date? Here’s some… Read more »
NEWS that the world’s widest glacier is facing the threat of collapse has confirmed what many people have long believed; that those icy bitches ain’t shit no more. Once considered a formidable force of nature capable of withstanding the harshest conditions on the earth, the sudden ‘retreatment’ of the Thwaites Glacier is just another example… Read more »
SCIENTISTS speaking at a climate emergency summit have put forth a compelling argument for allowing the world to ‘burn out’ over the next two decades, after accepting that the challenge of saving the planet is ‘too much of a pain in the hole’. Dubbed ‘Operation Here For A Good Time, Not A Long Time’, the… Read more »
AN ENGLISH woman who lobbied Scottish ministers to exempt her land from carbon cutting initiatives will not be attending the COP26 climate conference in Glasgow on the advice of her doctors, WWN has learned. However, activists have said one less hypocrite in attendance at the conference is a bonus. “It would’ve been a brazen fuck… Read more »
SEEKING to reassure the public after a damning UN backed IPCC report on climate change suggested drastic measures and decisive interventions must to made to avert decades of weather based catastrophes, the Irish government has said ‘hey, we got this’ despite the fact they’re rolling out the red carpet for resource sapping and emission generating… Read more »
TURNING what was a sad occasion for Barcelona and the footballing world into something positive, the torrents of tears shed by Lionel Messi at his farewell press conference are being attached via a winch to dozens of helicopters fighting wildfires in Greece, Italy, Russia and beyond. “It just suddenly came to me in a moment… Read more »
WITH just a handful of large corporations generating the vast majority of Co2 emissions and waste around the world, and water sapping data centres soon to make up 30% of Ireland’s electricity grid the Irish government have hatched a plan that may solve plastic waste, climate change and pollution. “You have to pay more your… Read more »
REPORTS of record-breaking temperatures from around the world from North America to Iraq has led scientists to confirm that their worst fears are being realised; it is, and will continue to be for some time, fierce warm out there. The spike in temperatures, which saw a rise in deaths in Canada as well as power… Read more »
AFTER closely reviewing our engagement and click through conversion rates with our stats team, this publication is to just use Greta Thunberg’s image for ‘rage clicks’ now in the hopes of further generating our online advertising revenues, WWN can confirm. Admittedly, we could have used a headline that suggests she’s the voice of a generation, or indeed that she’s a… Read more »