AFTER closely reviewing our engagement and click through conversion rates with our stats team, this publication is to just use Greta Thunberg’s image for ‘rage clicks’ now in the hopes of further generating our online advertising revenues, WWN can confirm. Admittedly, we could have used a headline that suggests she’s the voice of a generation, or indeed that she’s a… Read more »
FRESH from his big important politician speech at the UN climate summit in New York where he pledged to end Ireland’s awarding of new oil licences, Taoiseach Leo Varadkar spoke movingly for the need to protect the Earth’s fragile climate at a ribbon cutting ceremony for new oil excavation licences today. “Words are meaningless unless they provoke… Read more »
ACCORDING to measures laid out by the Irish government’s Climate Action Plan, people earning below and average wages are the planet’s only hope when it comes to fulfilling carbon emission targets and saving the environment. “We decided against going down the free transport route, it just made way too much sense,” said Minister for Climate Action… Read more »
AFTER LEARNING that a raft of new government proposals to curb carbon emissions and the devastating effects of climate change would involve increased taxes, one local Waterford man has said ‘fuck that’ while stressing the sooner it ends us all, the better. Expressing the same sort of lack of enthusiasm Irish people have for taking… Read more »
THE Irish public has been left exchanging admiring glances with one another and remarking “would you stop, never mind how great I am. Sure look at yourself didn’t I see you use one of those paper straws in Supermacs the other day’ in the aftermath of the news Ireland has declared a ‘climate emergency’. Becoming… Read more »
ONE LOCAL Waterford father has put on record his annoyance at his children’s insistence that they be allowed partake in worldwide Climate Change protests, WWN can reveal. “Little pushy shits never shut up about the fucking environment,” confirmed John Legerty, who hasn’t been allowed put anything in a bin for years now without being asked… Read more »
THE DIRE prognoses from climate scientists about how we may have a decade or less to save humanity and avert catastrophic climate change disaster on earth has shocked millions into action, with many readers getting in touch with WWN Environment to ask if there is a more effective way to ignore the warnings other than… Read more »