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Things We Learned From The Census Results

THE CENSUS results are in, and just like your recent STI screening, there were a few surprises. What information has been gleaned from Census 2022? WWN is here to fill you in: Ireland’s population has surpassed 5 million for the first time since 1841 so just keep a very close eye on the Brits is… Read more »

Man Fighting Overwhelming Urge To Draw Great Big Willy In ‘Message For Future Generations’ Space

ONE LOCAL census filler outer is suppressing all juvenile urges while contemplating his official form, especially when it comes to the ‘time capsule’ section which offers people the chance to write a message to future generations. “But it’d be hilarious,” reasoned Daniel Pheland in his head as he stared at the blank white space, which… Read more »