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GAA Player Declared “Total Legend” After Appearing in Straight Porn Movie
Ballynagossery Kickhams midfielder Ger Hart was last night declared to be some boy altogether after it came to light that ... -
Barcelona To Set Up Messi Cloning Program Following Transfer Ban
News of a transfer ban being imposed of the Catalan giants broke just moments ago. Barcelona have acted quickly following ... -
GAA Chiefs Seen Carrying 30 Pieces Of Silver Following Sky Deal
The public disquiet over the newly announced deal involving Sky Sports and the GAA is set to intensify following eye ... -
Bayern Munich Offer To Play With 7 Players For Clash With Man United
In the interest of fairness, Bayern Munich manager Pep Guardiola has proposed that his team play the first leg of ... -
Liverpool Fans Terrified It May All Be A Dream
Large swathes of Liverpool fans are routinely checking they are in fact operating in the realm known as ‘reality’ following ... -
Moyes Refusing To Come Out Of His Room Ahead Of Olympiakos Game
The embattled Manchester United manager has barricaded himself in his room, refusing to come out. As kick-off for Man United’s ... -
Drogba To Dedicate First Dive At Stamford Bridge Tonight To Chelsea Fans
The Chelsea legend will play against his former club tonight in the Champions League last-16 tie. Didier Drogba is set ... -
David Moyes Confident Of Getting Back To Losing Ways This Weekend
Manchester United boss David Moyes has told the BBC in a revealing interview that he expects his side to get ... -
Horse Has No Idea It Won Race At Cheltenham
WHISKEY TEMPLE silenced critics, he did not know he had. The horse was oblivious to the scores of humans cheering ... -
Nation To Spend Remainder Of The Week Dreaming About Beating France
Workplace productivity is set to reach a 4-year low as the Nation can’t help but daydream about Ireland’s 6 Nations ...
