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Printing More Pretend Money The Answer To Everything
THE EUROPEAN Central bank (ECB) announced today a “rescue plan” for its troubled economy, which will see the financial cartel printing an ... -
Government Content With Messing Magdalene Survivors Around For A Little Bit More
THE Government has confirmed its intention to continue messing around the survivors of the Magdalene laundries following the news that ... -
‘Government Of Reform’ Doing Fuck All Reform
DESPITE touting themselves as a Government of true reform, the Fine Gael/Labour coalition Government have done fuck all real reform, ... -
Government To Outline Series Of Irresponsible Tax Cuts To Secure Your Vote For Next Election
SPECULATION from several sources suggest the coalition is set to make a series of empty promises during its ‘spring statement’ ... -
Taoiseach Keeps Slipping Into Parallel Universe That Actually Likes Him
SOURCES close to the office of the Taoiseach revealed today that Mr. Kenny regularly visits a previously unknown parallel universe ... -
New Reboot Ireland Party Members Build Desk-Fort In Inspirational Show Of Solidarity
“Great things can be achieved when people work as a team,” explained a slightly emotional Eddie Hobbs at the unveiling of ... -
Banking Inquiry Begins Its Long Journey To Getting To The Bottom Of Nothing
Although the final report isn’t due until November 2015, many experts in the field of dashed hopes have confirmed that ... -
“We’ve Had To Lay Off The Pool Cleaner” Dalkey Mum’s Heartbreaking Letter To The Taoiseach
A SOUTH Dublin mother has written to the Taoiseach this week outlining the ongoing difficulties her family has had over ... -
TDs To Try Go Whole Week Without Having Dáil Adjourned Every 5 Minutes
THE public has responded positively to news that politicians from all sides of the political divide are trying extra hard ... -
Government Thanks Homeless Charities For Doing Their Job For Them
MEMBERS of the public were shocked to learn of the sad circumstances, many children have found themselves in as they ...
