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Homeless Children Better Off In The Fresh Air Anyway, Insists Government
THE Government has defended latest child homeless figures released today, insisting they are better off in the fresh air at this time ... -
“It’s Such A Nice Day, Let’s Have The Dáil Outside!” Suggests Taoiseach
MEMBERS of the Dail had a nice surprise this morning as An Taoiseach Enda Kenny opened proceedings by stating that ... -
1916 Commemorations Fail To Honour Liam Neeson
THE Government have been heavily criticised for failing to honour Irish Easter Rising hero Liam Neeson as part of this ... -
Historic Nuclear Weapon Talks End With The US Agreeing To Keep All Their Ones
FOLLOWING eight days of tense negotiations in Switzerland, America has increased fears by confirming it will keep almost all of ... -
Bunch Of Pricks Leading Latest Opinion Poll
A DISGRUNTLED Nation has confessed to being largely disappointed by the latest opinion poll carried out by the Irish Times, ... -
Sinn Féin Hiring Extra Staff To Keep Up With Gerry Adams Denials
SINN FÉIN have reportedly hired an additional 63 staff in recent weeks in an attempt to keep on top of ... -
Recent Bank Profits Should Pay For Everyone’s Water Charge, Insists Nation
“How about you dumb fucks seek the water charges from bank profits?” The Nation suggested to the Government today after ... -
Taoiseach Locks Himself In Room And Won’t Come Out Until Nation Stops Laughing At Him
A SPOKESPERSON for the Taoiseach’s office confirmed that Mr. Kenny has locked himself in his hotel room, and won’t come ... -
WWN’s Essential Guide To The Party You Couldn’t Give A Shite About; Renua
RENUA, Ireland’s shiniest new political party launched to massive fanfare earlier today and we have the essential guide to the ... -
“How About Calling It The Party Party?” Lucinda Creighton Proposes To Reboot Colleagues
DESPITE the latest Reboot Ireland meeting carrying on into the wee small hours last night, Lucinda Creighton remained hopeful the ...
