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Nigel Farage To Go Back To Being Full Blown Racist
UKIP leader Nigel Farage is expected to go back to being a full-blown racist after failing to gain the seat of ... -
Ireland Offers Its Condolences To UK Voters
IN a solemn gesture which speaks to the growing affinity Ireland has with its close neighbours in the UK, the ... -
Russell Brand’s Mother Finally Released ‘Unharmed’ By Unknown Captors
BRITISH comedian Russell Brand requested Scotland Yard not to investigate his mother’s abduction today, stating that he was just glad ... -
Everything Being Blamed On The Dead Guy, Finds Banking Inquiry
MEMBERS of the ongoing banking inquiry panel into the catastrophic collapse of the Irish banking system have started to suspect ... -
A Monster Five-Foot Rodent Found In County Tyrone
A MONSTER five-foot long rat has been found swimming in the Irish media for the past fortnight, and it’s looking for ... -
Government Guarantees 2% Cut In Bullshit For Budget 2016
TAOISEACH Enda Kenny has today pledged to cut the bullshit handed out by Government by as much as 2% by ... -
Bizarre Scenes As Joan Burton Declares Herself “The Mother Of Dragons”
TAINISTE Joan Burton shocked onlookers earlier today during a bizarre altercation with a heckler in which the Labour party leader ... -
Government To Spend Most Of Nation’s Money Buying Your Vote
THE Nation is said to be rejoicing at the news that the Government will spend any surplus the State has ... -
Drugs Minister Urges Street Dealers To Use Loyalty Card System For The Unemployed
THE minister appointed to oversee drugs strategy Aodhan O Riordain has today urged dealers across the country to opt in for ... -
Government Call Emergency Cabinet Meeting To Get Their Siteserv Story Straight
FOLLOWING continued revelations and intrigue surrounding the Government sale of Siteserv to Denis O’Brien’s Isle of Man based company Millington ...
