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Man Proud Of Himself For Seeing Coworker As Person First, Sex Object Second
A LOCAL Dublin man is beaming with pride after realising he asked a female coworker questions pertinent to the business ... -
“I’m Fixing It” Zuckerberg Calmly Douses Facebook HQ In Petrol
STAFF at Facebook’s headquarters in California have been advised by senior members not ask anymore questions as the company’s owner ... -
“Woo, Christmas Party Tonight,” Reveals Coworker Who Will Later Be Fired For Their Behaviour
EXCITEDLY skipping across the floor in the office of a Waterford based business, one coworker has expressed their delight at ... -
Ireland To Receive €13bn From Apple After Getting Unlocked By Chinese Guy In Market
THE Irish government will finally be able to collect the €13bn in taxes owed by the Apple corporation, after having ... -
“Maybe Try Not Smashing Them Off The Fucking Ground” Apple CEO Advises X Customers
APPLE CEO Tim Cook has responded to claims that the casing on the new iPhone X is not as durable as ... -
New Dietary Laws Demand Church Put Nutritional Information On Communion Wafers
STRICT new rules surrounding the distribution of edibles deities will come into place at the start of next year, forcing ... -
An Post Launch New Speedy Raven Service
AFTER being impressed by the speed and efficiency of the Westeros raven delivery system as displayed in this week’s episode ... -
79% Of Office Workers Spend Morning Thinking About What To Get For Lunch
A NEW study has revealed that the majority of office workers get next to no work done in the early ... -
Lad Working In Advertising Reckons He’s A Bit Of A Don Draper
A LOCAL Dublin man working in an advertising agency has led everyone in the office to believe he reckons he’s ... -
23 Jobs Created As Monkey Business Expands To Cork
GOOD NEWS on the job from for county Cork as burgeoning monkey business has announced 23 positions, which will be ...
