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‘Sharing Hilarious Memes’ Not A Life Skill Job Applicants Told
LEADING experts in recruitment have confirmed that certain people’s insistence at listing ‘sharing and sending class memes’ as one of ... -
Successful Woman Must Have ‘Rode Someone Along The Way’, Confirms Unsuccessful Man
IT has been officially confirmed by one man in a Waterford office that the current audit manager must have attained such ... -
New Samsung Galaxy S8 Has Brighter, More Vibrant Explosion
VIBRANT. Stunning. Red-hot. Scorching. These are just some of the words that have been used to describe the fires that ... -
Office’s Casual Friday Policy Extends To Doing Fuck All Work As Well
A LOCAL DUBLIN office, which operates a ‘casual Friday’ clothing policy admitted that the policy now extended to the amount ... -
Student On Work Placement Gains Invaluable Experience Being Ignored For Entire Week
“THEY JUST TOLD me to sit in the corner here and wait here until 5pm and then just go home, ... -
Rural Post Office To Take Up Oil Painting Or Something
A COUNTY Tipperary post office has admitted today to not knowing what the future holds after the government announced that ... -
European Think Tank Fills Useless Bollocks Position
THE Institute of International and European Affairs (IIEA) has today confirmed it has filled a previously advertised position for a useless ... -
Digicel To Cut 25% Of Workforce As Denis O’Brien Focuses On Litigation Full Time
BILLIONAIRE Denis O’Brien’s telecommunications outfit Digicel have announced a 25% cut in their total global workforce as the company attempts ... -
Young Professionals Entering Bar Think You’re Impressed By Their Presence
A GROUP of professionals working in the centre of Dublin city has been shocked to discover no one in the ... -
Microsoft To Hire 600 People More Qualified Than You, Ya Waste Of Space
A HUGE jobs boost for Ireland this morning as Microsoft confirmed they will hire 600 more people that are in ...
