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Massive Boom Expected For ‘Office To Let’ Sign Makers
ALTHOUGH the economic forecast for many sectors is continuing to look increasingly dire, WWN recently spoke to a local sign ... -
Man’s Hilarious Zoom Background Offers Moment Of Relief During Meeting About Impending Layoffs
THE world may be experiencing the worst pandemic in living memory while gearing up to weather an economic crash that ... -
Ireland Expected More From Millionaire Property Developer
THE nation has updated its status from ‘shocked’ to ‘profoundly disappointed’ this week after videos emerged of one of the ... -
Ticketmaster & Ryanair Announce Merger To Become The Biggest Shower Of Bastards Going
MERGING for no other reason but the sheer gall of it, budget airline carrier Ryanair and event ticket provider Ticketmaster ... -
Banks Being Suspiciously Nice All Of A Sudden
AN independent think-tank has declared that the banking sector has been ‘a little too smiley’ during the Coronavirus crisis for ... -
Dealers Now Offering ‘Dial-A-Line’ Service
COKE-strapped punters in the south east are today hailing a local dealer’s new dial-a-line delivery as ‘a groundbreaking service to ... -
Restaurant Owner Sure Glad He Kept All Those Staff Tips Now
RENAMING his staff’s gratuity payments for their dedicated service over the past year as his ‘rainy day fund’, restaurant owner ... -
Pubs To Charge Entry Fees, And Other Stuff We’ve Just Made Up
THIS just in: A number of extra fees and charges are to be implemented by publicans when the restrictions surrounding ... -
Publicans Definitely Having Sneaky Pints, Suspects Everyone
SPECULATION as to whether local publicans have been having sneaky pints without so much as an invite to loyal customers ... -
Local Man Hooked Up To Drip Containing Liquidised Supermacs Meal
HEALTH officials have warned Supermacs fans to seek professional help if they’re opting to intravenously inject meals directly into their ...
