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Army Sent In To Cull Coffee Vans As Herd Grows Too Big
HAVING reached a dangerous tipping point according to local ecologists, authorities have been left with no choice other than to ... -
Ryanair To Experiment With Parachuting Passengers To Avoid Quarantine Rules
“PASSENGERS for Tenerife, assume positions behind the yellow line!” bellowed a flight attendant on Ryanair’s inaugural flight to all of ... -
Public Urged To Practice Small Talk In Mirror Ahead Of Hairdressers Reopening
AHEAD of the expected reopening of hairdressers in the coming weeks, leading authorities have urged the public to once again ... -
Everything You Need To Know About The Elon Musk Tunnel
BILLIONAIRE businessman Elon Musk has unveiled a prototype tunnel in Los Angeles that he hopes will eradicate traffic congestion in ... -
Drug Dealer Wearing White Collar Shirt To Avoid Legal Repercussions
HOPING to have his crimes against society marked down as ‘white collar crime’ and thus avail of more lenient policing ... -
“Now I Know We’re All Eager To Get Back to The Office” Says Boss, With ...
EMPLOYEES at a Waterford accountancy firm have been sending each other WhatsApps on the sly during an all-staff Zoom call ... -
Forbes Release Annual List Of People Worth Kidnapping For Ransom Money
INFLUENTIAL business publication Forbes Magazine has published its annual World’s Billionaires List, a must read for those curious about individuals ... -
“You Have The ‘Right To Disconnect’ From Work” Says Sarcastic Boss Using Air Quotes
ACKNOWLEDGING the new Code of Practice introduced today by the government regarding employees’ right to switch off from work outside ... -
Hard To Begrudge The Collison Brothers’ Success, But We’ll Give It A Go
MANY Irish people have given up trying to downplay the success of the Limerick-born Collison brothers and their rampant, runaway ... -
Group Of 16 Anonymous Bidders Ready To Purchase Davy Stockbrokers
DAVY STOCKBROKERS decision to sell up has been welcomed by an anonymous group of 16 investors who would like to ...
