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Burning Cash Now Cheaper Than Using Oil & Gas
A NEW consumer study has found that burning euros to heat your home is actually 25% cheaper than consuming oil ... -
“And Then We Said ‘Reducing Gardens By 20%’ Will Solve The Housing Crisis”
AT A lunch catch up amongst industry peers, a group of Irish developers were left in stitches after one developer ... -
“Free Contraception Comes At The Price Of Eternal Damnation”
AS part of WWN’s Opinions series, we give a platform to people we really shouldn’t. This week, it’s the turn ... -
“Reels, Reels, Reels… ” Manic Zuckerberg Repeatedly Screams At Staff During 7-Hour Briefing
EXHAUSTED Meta staff recovering from a 7-hour briefing primarily made up of founder Mark Zuckerberg screaming the word ‘reels’ over ... -
Sweet! Now Give Us Our Bailout Money Back, AIB Told
THE nation has been described as ‘flabbergasted’ after their public outcry over AIB’s decision to go cashless actually caused the ... -
Carpenter Refuses To Work With Wood Anymore, And More Of This Week’s AIB-Style Decisions
BUSINESSES and tradespeople across the country are reassessing the services they provide in the wake of AIB’s decision to implement ... -
Musk A Lot Less Annoying When He Was Just Killing Monkeys In Brain Chip Testing ...
A RECENT appraisal of Elon Musk related news stories, tweets and aborted business takeovers has revealed that the billionaire was ... -
AIB Confirm Pensioners Attempting To Use Branches Will Have Dogs Set On Them
AIB HAVE confirmed that a dedicated team of rabid dogs specialising in a lack of customer service will be on ... -
Lad In Work Always Acting Like Minor Request Is The Biggest Pain In The Hole
RUNNING THE risk of permanently lodging his eyes in the roof of his skull, perennially put-upon local co-worker Mike Straffan ... -
Uber Joins Facebook, Hugo Boss & Lockheed Martin In List Of Companies Local Man Expected ...
THE FALLOUT from the Uber leaks which detailed a trail of underhanded lobbying and potential law breaking has left local ...
