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“OK, Sorry, Just Give Us 12 More Chances At Explaining All This Incoherently Again”
AS EXPERTS warn that trying to follow politician-led Covid-19 briefings could result in you suffering a fatal brain aneurysm, the ... -
Local Man Invites 200 Hundred Closest Friends To GAA Match In Back Garden
AN ENTERPRISING local man, fed up with contradictory and hard-to-fathom communications from the government has spied a way to get ... -
Irony Dead As Blair Criticises Johnson For Breaking International Law
AN INTERNATIONAL team of pathologists and coroners have confirmed that irony died an ‘agonising death’ following a ‘deliberate and premeditated’ ... -
Brexit Success As Britain Sign Trade Deal With Venus
THE CONSERVATIVE government is today hailing yet another Brexit breakthrough with the announcement that they have signed a ‘win-win’ trade ... -
Father Still Waiting For That ‘Wow’ Moment Following Birth Of Son 16 Years Ago
“It was meant to be the best moment of my life,” Damien Reynolds recalls the birth of son, now looking ... -
Things That Are Easier To Understand Than The Government’s Current Covid Guidelines
THERE HAS been considerable consternation caused by the latest press briefing conducted by the government’s crack team of Confusing Covid ... -
Anti-Immigration Campaigners To Protest Indian Summer
LIVID with the sudden arrival of what meteorologists are calling an ‘Indian Summer’, hundreds of far right leaning campaigners have ... -
Ireland Enters Chapter 7, Paragraph 2, Verse 19 Of Proposed 118 Phase Re-Opening Of Country
THE government today outlined the latest details of its roadmap for dealing with Covid-19 having ditched the earlier 5-phase journey ... -
We Review Netflix’s Controversial ‘Cuties’
CONGRATULATIONS pervert, you just got yourself added to an FBI watch list! In a world in desperate need of honest, ... -
It’s All Your Own Fault, Dept. Of Welfare Reassures Recently Redundant
WITH jobseekers facing the unique circumstance of searching for a job during a global pandemic in a country recently officially ...
