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“A Cruel Prank That Got Out Of Hand”: Phibsborough Listed As One Of World’s Coolest ...
THE EDITORIAL staff at Time Out magazine have offered their apologies for an ‘admittedly cruel prank that got out of ... -
“We Can Do This Together My Pretty” Trump Whispers To Covid-19 Bulge In Neck Before ...
THE handful of White House staffers not yet infected by president Donald Trump expressed new worries about his condition shortly ... -
Varadkar’s Guide To The Specky Nerds In NPHET Who Don’t Know Shit
FOLLOWING a controversial appearance on Claire Byrne Live yesterday evening during which he threw NPHET under a bus, Tánaiste Leo ... -
Trump Can’t Believe 210,000 Losers Lost Their Lives To This Thing
“WHERE AM I? Why brain no sense?” president Donald Trump confirmed in his first address from the Oval Office since ... -
Torching Your Pub For The Insurance Money, A Guide
WITH new restrictions set to shutter the majority of pubs and restaurants across the country once again, business owners have ... -
Gunnersaurus Killed By Poachers On First Day Of Retirement
TRAGEDY has befallen one of the most iconic figures in the world of football, on what was supposed to be ... -
Melania Trump Buried Overnight In Brief Funeral Service
REMOVED from the White House under the cover of night, former US first lady Melania Trump was buried in what ... -
COVID Accepts Government’s Offer Of Level 3 Restrictions
THE GOVERNMENT’S top negotiators were cracking open the bubbly last night, after successfully talking the Coronavirus from a Level 5 ... -
Fuck It, Local Man Taking The Day Off
CITING the fact that October already feels like it’s the longest month recorded in human history, office worker who’s been ... -
New Zealand Just Showing Off Now
HAVING declared that her country has once more ‘beaten the virus’ New Zealand PM Jacinda Ardern has been asked to ...









