Am I The Asshole? My GF Is Angry That I Shout ‘Baa Baa Booey’ Every Time I Climax

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I (28M) was in a loving relationship with my girlfriend (27F) up until recently when the fact I shout ‘baa baa booey’ each and every time I climax during sex became a recurring problem. Additional context: we’ve been dating for about two years and I genuinely think this is the woman I am going to marry and build a life with but she’s recently voiced her annoyance about the intimate side of the relationship.

When we first got together it didn’t annoy her that I screamed ‘baa baa booey’ while climaxing and bashing drum cymbals like that toy monkey thing in Toy Story 3, in fact I think it really turned her on but she now says ‘it’s a deal breaker’.

And before you ask, no the sex is great and fulfilling unlike some of the relationships my friends have. Surely if we love each other and the sex is great then the fact I roar ‘baa baa booey’ repeatedly at the point of climax and for 12 minutes afterwards while bashing drum cymbals like that toy monkey in Toy Story 3 shouldn’t be such a big issue.

I wouldn’t say my GF is uptight about anything else, she is actually very supportive, caring, open and loving which is why her sudden annoyance at the fact I shout ‘baa baa booey’ repeatedly at the point of climax and for 12 minutes afterwards while on the phone to my mother and bashing drum cymbals like that toy monkey in Toy Story 3 has come as such a shock.

Wearing the military outfit Michael Collins was killed in while I climax and yell ‘baa baa booey’ on the phone to my mother as I bash those cymbals is such a small element of our relationship, frankly it seems crazy my GF is willing to throw away the last two years over something so minor.

If I’m honest I think she might be manufacturing an argument and blowing up this non-issue as a pretense for breaking up over another reason she just won’t talk to me about. Am I the asshole?